Henry OWNS a BUSINESS and one of his drivers REAR-ENDED someone, but not to worry, the INSURANCE with cover it, RIGHT? Well, Rog, the crash victim’s A-HOLE ATTORNEY, calls Henry to let him know the MEDICAL BILLS are $6,000 and GOING UP, and Henry’s on the HOOK for it, INSURANCE or NOT!

How do we go from talking about BUSTED BUMPERS to BUSTING BONES?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jackie’s internet provider OWES her MONEY, but they’ve taken over a MONTH to get it to her! Well, Dean, the internet INGRATE, has pulled up Jackie’s ACCOUNT and as it turns out SHE owes them MONEY because she can’t get enough RUSSIAN PORN!

Just how CREEPY does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pat’s DAUGHTER’S friend stayed with them for 3 MONTHS, COMPLAINING about everything from the FOOD to how CLEAN the HOUSE was the WHOLE TIME! Well, Rog, the DEAD-BEAT daughter’s DAD, calls to say his daughter’s BACK in HOUSTON, and so is HE, so if Pat could take them BOTH in for a few more MONTHS, that would be REALLY GREAT!

Will Pat BUCKLE under the PEER PRESSURE?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cindy’s on her way to COLD SPRINGS to CAMP, but she thinks the SITE she goes to plays FAVORITES with their RESERVATIONS! Well, Dean, the CREEPY camp COUNSELOR, calls Cindy to let her know that even though she’s had her reservation for MONTHS, it turns out Dean’s BROTHER-IN-LAW beat her to it, SOMEHOW, so she’s going to have to ROUGH IT somewhere ELSE!

Will Cindy be pitching a TENT or a FIT by the end of this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chuck wanted to PARK in an EMPLOYEES ONLY ZONE, but one of the EMPLOYEES asked him NOT TO, so he LOST IT! Well, Dean, the parking lot SECURITY CHIEF, calls Chuck to first ask him if he needs to see SOMEONE about his ANGER PROBLEMS, and then give him a LIFE-TIME BAN from the LOT!

Will Chuck and Dean be taking this parking lot disagreement BACK to the PARKING LOT?! Listen and FIND OUT!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The HOUSE Keith’s RENTING is behind on its MORTGAGE, but he’s got a LEASE, so he and his LAWYER say he’s not going ANYWHERE! Well, Dean, the big bad BANK MAN, calls to ask Keith, as NICELY as he can, to just GET OUT and FIND another HOVEL to live in! 

Will Keith be OUT in the COLD tonight?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave LOVES to FISH, but he’s not as into SAFETY, he keeps getting WARNINGS about not having the RIGHT number of LIFE JACKETS! Well, Dean, the GAME WARDEN from HELL, calls to say enough is ENOUGH and Dave and his UNSAFE BUTT is BANNED from the LAKE for 6 MONTHS!  

Will Dave’s HOBBY be SLEEPING with the FISHES?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Julie likes to FEED the BIRDS from her BALCONY, but the people BELOW her keep getting COVERED in BIRD POOP! Well, Dean, the HOA HEAVY HITTER, calls Julie to say either she stops FEEDING the BIRDS or he’s going to FEED her DEED to FISHES!  

Will Julie’s PROPERTY VALUE be FREE FALLIN’?! Listen and FIND OUT!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sherri’s CABLE company DUG UP her BACKYARD to lay some LINES, without even letting her KNOW! Well, guess what? The GUYS are BACK to RUIN her GRASS again, this time having to KNOCK her FENCE down to get the BACKHOE in, letting the DOG get OUT, and there’s a $300 SERVICE FEE! But at least THIS TIME they call to let her know WHILE it’s HAPPENING!

Will Dean have to DIG a HOLE for HIMSELF?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rose ordered a REFRIGERATOR and needed it DELIVERED over the WEEKEND, but they sent it to the WRONG HOUSE, so she CANCELLED the whole THING! Well, Dean, the delivery DEVIANT, calls to say he’s got the FRIDE now and either it’s going in Rose’s HOUSE or ON Rose’s LAWN!

Will Rose be able to keep her COOL on this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.