DeAnne Smith's Questionable At Best

This week’s question: What’s better, penis or vagina?

This week’s quote: “The vagina’s looking after itself.”

My god, listen to this man’s voice. Let him tickle your ear holes with talk about “p”s and “v”s, as he so charmingly refers to them. OH! And there’s a bonus track at the end of this podcast, just for you. Stay ’til the very end, and be rewarded with “Ghost,” from Folly and the Hunter’s album Tragic Care. (Note: it is not explicitly about “p”s or “v”s.)

This week’s question: Should we have gotten these tattoos?

This week’s quote: “Every tattoo you have is a reflection of that moment. It’s like a permanent diary on your skin.”

A week after we got our tattoos, I chat with my tattoo life partners about ink, body hair, boats, and, uh, mortality.

This week’s question: What’s your damage?

This week’s quote: “Free refills on coffee is the unconditional love of today.”

Three folks sit on a vintage couch, drinks in hand, and talk about damage, the concept of unconditional love, and pancakes. Mmm…pancakes.

This week’s question: What have you done with your life?

This week’s quote: “I filled a shelf on my bookshelf with goat’s milk soap. Wow. That makes me sound crazy.”

What could have been a painfully introspective podcast turned quickly into a chat about kick-ass events of varying degrees of success: The Festival of Crying, Strip Spelling Bee, Slow Dance night, and a little something called Death Match.

(Oh, and the Damien Rice song I mentioned is Cheers Darlin. Look it up.)

 

This week’s question: Is everyone actually cooler than me?

This week’s quote: “Apparently baking and clumsiness is not cool.”

Sarah Quinn returns to the podcast to talk what and who’s cool. (Hint: probably musicians, and definitely not me.)

This week’s question: How well do you work with others?

This week’s quote: “I feel like that’s all you really need. One good friend.” “If you’re a terrier or a small piece of fruit.”

I got together for a dreamy chat with kick-ass humans Carly and Robin about collaboration. A miniature schnauzer got in the mix. He’s not the only tiny thing we’ll reference.

This week’s question: Where is there?

This week’s quote: “Three years later I’m still here and I feel like I just got here.”

I chat with a self-proclaimed “deep-voiced rando” about…well, a lot of stuff. What it means to be here or there, the concept of “bevlege,” and the accidental (or is it?) profundity of Siri.

This week’s question:  What are the kids up to these days?

This week’s quote:  “I don’t like clothes on stuffed animals. It’s just wrong.”

My little pal and I have a free-flowing chat. Listen in for new slang for stuffed animals, dragon descriptions, musings on the afterlife, and at least two references to decapitation.

This week’s question: What’s the point of any of it?

This week’s quote:  “There will probably be ambient noise of murders that are happening around me.”

After having missed a week of the very-nearly-weekly podcast, I decided to put one together in the car as I drove through West Hollywood. The question presented itself spontaneously. As did my apparent (mild) mental breakdown. Enjoy, internet!

 

This week’s question: How do you want to be remembered?

This week’s quote:  “Not by my browser history.”

My buddy Jess and I talk life legacy, questionable internet habits, certifiably crazy grandmas, and much more!