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Ah, Daniel, the original influencer before Instagram made it cool. Picture this: Daniel, a young Judean lad, gets an unexpected one-way ticket to Babylon courtesy of King Nebuchadnezzar's "Diversify My Court" initiative. Now, Daniel wasn't just any Judean. He was the ancient equivalent of that friend who’s smart, good-looking, and with a diet plan that would make modern vegans nod in approval. Seriously, the guy turned down royal Happy Meals for veggies and water, and ended up healthier than everyone else. Talk about setting the original #HealthGoals.However, life wasn't all dream interpretations and vegetable platters for Daniel. He had his share of drama, including a stint in a lions' den because he wouldn't stop praying to God. The Book of Daniel continues to explore themes of faith, identity, and divine sovereignty through the experiences of Daniel and his fellow Jewish exiles in the Babylonian court. Through these narratives, the book offers insights into the challenges of maintaining one's faith and identity in the face of foreign domination and cultural assimilation.Tune in to today’s episode as we explore prophetic vibes and veggie tribes in the book of Daniel.Do not forget to subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcast, and YouTube. Also please give us a follow on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray . If you would like to donate or sponsor an episode, please send an email to receive our sponsorship package.

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Get ready to LOL (Love Our Lord) with the hilarious and insightful ‘Dear God, Lettuce Pray’ podcast! Your go-to comedy podcast for biblical storytelling with a side of spiritual humor. Hosted by the irreverently irreverent Santana, each episode serves up a side-splitting blend of spirituality and comedy, perfect for everyday millennials seeking a fresh take on faith. By fresh take, we mean unlearning western Christian cultures and southern church traditional upbringings to get to know the Word of God for yourself--without the prosperity gospel too. We don’t BS people around here. No shade. Big G don’t like that.In this episode, ‘For The Homies,’ Santana delves into the biblical book of Esther, serving up an engaging retelling of this timeless tale. From royal intrigue to divine intervention, join Santana as she navigates the highs and lows of ancient Persia, all while uncovering the deeper messages hidden within. The book of Esther shows us that God is present even when he seems distant. In the course of the story, Esther—a Jew living during the time of the exile—becomes the queen of Persia. However, an official named Haman plots to kill the Jews throughout the empire. Esther and Mordecai, her cousin, expose the attempted genocide. Will Mordecai’s cunning, Esther’s bravery, and God’s unseen hand unite to save the Jewish exiles from destruction? Or will Esther’s fear and silence bring the Jews to their death?And why is there so much perfume? Hosted by : SantanaWritten by : Simone SantanaProduced : YellabizbaeSound Design : Simone the MastermindI appreciate you tuning in and I want to hear more from you. Leave a message, comment, participate in the polls, and give us a follow on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray. Subscribe to the show on Spotify.

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Lemme tell ya … God had some jokes that were not even funny. From twerkin’ to Bible n’ worshippin’—I share a bit on what led to my current spiritual journey and what makes this time so special. Unscripted and I rolled with the first take of it all. Nothing fancy, but just some raw truths. God doesn’t want nor expect us to be perfect. Sin is embedded in our human nature. What he wants is our total dependence on Him. God shifted my life in a way that I had absolutely no other choice but to depend on Him. Stay tuned ! And follow the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray

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Welcome to the episode of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, where Santana aka Simone the Mastermind serve up a divine dose of spirituality with a side of laughter.In this episode, Big Gideon, Not the Little One, get ready to delve into the biblical tale of Gideon like you've never heard it before.Join Santana as she unpacks the epic sage of Gideon, complete with angelic encounters, unlikely heroes, and enough twists and turns to rival a Netflix series.But be warned : this ain't your grandma's Sunday School lesson.Whether you're a devout believer, a curious skeptic, or just someone looking for a clean laugh, this podcast is here to shake up your spiritual journey. So grab your headphones and prepare to LOL your way to enlighment.Tune in as Santana sprinkle a little humor on the Word of God, perfect for millennials who want to get to know Jesus without the stuffy church vibes or prosperity gospel. Get ready to tune in for a side of puns and a whole lot of sass!Follow the Dear, God : Lettuce Pray podcast on Instagram:@deargodlettuceprayYou can also follow Santana on Instagram:@yellabizbae

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Tune in to Episode Two of the "Dear God Lettuce Pray" podcast with your host Santana for a wild ride through the biblical tale of King Ahab, Elijah, and the Baal-worshipping people of Israel. Imagine a showdown where Baal's rain-bringing abilities are put to the ultimate test. Will he make it rain, or will he have to pack up his deity powers and go? Join us for a hilarious, enlightening journey filled with twists, turns, and a sprinkle of divine intervention. Get ready for a few giggles with a side of spiritual enlightenment as we uncover the true power of prayer and the consequences of putting your faith in the wrong idol. Let's dive in and see if we can make it rain on Episode Two.

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Hello and welcome to the very first episode on the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast. Join Santana on an enlightening journey through the tangled webs of spirituality with a comedic twist on the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast! In this divine episode, Santana fearlessly tackles the biblical rollercoaster known as the Book of Job. Strap in for a wild ride as we navigate through Job's epic trials and tribulations with a side-splitting twist.Ever wondered why bad things happen to good people? Well, so does Santana, and she's on a mission to find the humor in life's toughest tests. From boils to broken spirits, nothing is off-limits when it comes to dissecting this ancient tale with a modern comedic lens.But fear not, dear listeners, for amidst the laughter lies a profound exploration of faith, resilience, and the absurdity of the human condition. So, whether you're a devout believer or a skeptic in search of a good chuckle, this episode promises to entertain, enlighten, and leave you craving more.Don't miss out on the spiritual shenanigans—subscribe now and join the laughter revolution! Follow us on Instagram at @deargodlettucepray for behind-the-scenes hilarity and exclusive content. Let's spread kindness together, laugh together, and maybe even learn a thing or two along the way. After all, this isn’t about going to church or who knows the most scripture. It’s all about getting to know the Word for yourself and building your personal relationship with Jesus. Be sure to subscribe to the DGLP Podcast on Spotify!

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