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What do I do when I'm asked to lie to children? Should I tell my boss I'm obsessed with her famous son? Why is Dodie so much better at stuff than I am? And more!

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Are we living in a simulation? Are there other types of teeth? What should I do with this bowl? And more!

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How do I tell my boyfriend he's beautiful? Can I talk to my cousin's ex? How do I figure out my music taste? And more!

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Where would you put an extra eye? How do I survive at home alone? Why is underwear a pair? And more!

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