This gets pretty serious girls, so I want you all to take this letter very seriously and understand that certain things are gonna change if your mother doesn’t come around and let me be in your lives by the time you guys are 18. I’m pretty explicit about the talking to everyone will get, if they want it to STAY a talking to they’ll TAKE their talking to and keep their genital holsters SHUT.

He will help. Ask Grandma Donna. Toy picture for reference re: mention in letter.

I think this may be the first real letter I’ve gotten to write where I don’t use profanity 😂

Music and things and creativity.

I never take a family that would actually participate in the theft of two children from my father has done nothing wrong seriously

Pretty sure the title does a good job describing what I’ll be talking about with you girls and I know it might sound a little morbid, but natural selection is a real thing and we should talk about it

Girls, this is just a bunch of random thoughts of mine.

PS5 has a video game that looks like a cartoon Dragon Ball Z. So Myles is showing it to me. That’s Selena’s son. She’s a good friend of mine. Myles is gonna stream today since it’s raining and we can’t go to the splash park. One day you’ll meet him girls, he’s a good kid. Got straight A’s on his report card too. Smart young man.

Girls this letter has a lot to do with a very important lesson and I just want you to pay attention to it