What's better than a vagicle? How about a chocolate boob? Good news, dear listener! In this episode of your favorite chat podcast, Melissa and Amy serve up BOTH!

It all starts when Amy accidentally drops a poop-shaped chocolate blob betwixt her breasts at a formal event (and puts the FUN in fundraiser). You'd think she would have noticed with all the accidental flapping, courtesy of a complete fail of her beloved "tit tape." She then proceeds to cop a feel at a table full of complete strangers before lighting the bread bowl on fire. All in all… it's just a typical black tie gala.

In normal news, Missy flip her lid — cliterally — with tales of her brand new albeit slightly used inversion table. Follow that up with a mouth-watering pancake board, custom flavor hamantaschen and (you guessed it!) public child beating. Must be Brilliant Observations!

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