Dear Lizbit

Emily and Jasmine are both salty that they each had the audacity to hang out without the other. Meanwhile Molly tries really hard to make this episode her own. Listen, some episodes we just have to let her run the show and let out her post dinner zoomies. Emily gets into some duck drama. Jasmine gets into the history of one of America's favorite pastimes. 

Emily and Jasmine per usual try and fail to stay on topic this episode. Even when they try to simply catch up with each other, they get sucked into one of their soapbox rants. Listen, that's the passion that keeps these episodes going. Emily dives into the literary world of getting a book just right. Jasmine dives into some history and about how one should never cross a scorned woman. 

Emily and Jasmine are deep in the Virgo birthdays this week. They want to especially wish OG Lizbit a very happy birthday! Oh. And of course, happy birthday Emily. Listen, there's a lot of Virgo birthdays, it's hard to keep up with it. This week Emily acknowledges she's got that sweet sweet blood running through her veins but she wants to know exactly why these bugs can't have an ounce of chill with her. Jasmine dives into the controversy behind the seasoning that makes everything taste so much better.

Emily and Jasmine have had a busy week this week trying new things. Listen, they said this podcast would encourage them to live outside the box, so they're giving it their best shot. Emily dives into the Constitution to get a few things straight. Jasmine dives into some celebrity psychology. 

Emily and Jasmine are back from a brief hiatus and busy weeks to sit down and get back to what they do best, gabbing. Listen, sometimes you need a little breather to get back to utilizing your full potential. Emily dives into a listener's submission that finds Emily drawing inspiration and hope from a little rodent. Jasmine breaks out her Roman Empire and gets into the mad emperor.

Emily and Jasmine find they don't have it in them as much this episode to yap. But listen, these two find a way regardless because here we are. They refuse to ever let an episode be too short. Emily dives into the unnecessary hatred of society's least favorite word. Jasmine dives into the history of her favorite snack.

Emily and Jasmine cover a wide range of topics today from WWE to the proper techniques of syringing food into your mouth. Listen, always make sure to cover all your basis of conversation with others. Emily learns that not even our food can be safe from racial prejudices. Jasmine dives into the ultimate gatherings of the nerds.

Emily and Jasmine feel like it's been a minute since they've been able to live in each others brains. When in actuality it hasn't been that long at all. Listen, it may have not been as long as they think its been, but these two are ready to yap this episode. Emily gets some things straight about oral health this week. Jasmine is back on her poopyhead nonsense and back in our bathrooms. 

Emily and Jasmine have been attempting not to melt away this past week. Listen, until things get cooler, you won't be finding these two outdoors again. Emily wants to know what the deal is and digs into a controversial French delicacy. Jasmine goes underwater to our ocean floors with a historical figure in science.

Emily and Jasmine have had a week full of birthdays, dinosaurs, and Weird Al. Listen, to thrive in this world you have to keep a well rounded schedule. Emily reflects on her summer travels and dives into a captivating piece of history that she got to witness with her own eyes. Jasmine gets into the bugs that help make summer magical.