Hey there, Master Debaters! Welcome to another hilarious episode of "Debates that Don't Matter," the podcast where we tackle life's most inconsequential controversies with gusto. Today, we're diving back into the twisted and tumultuous world of Riverdale, the TV show that has us scratching our heads and laughing our socks off.

Join your trusty hosts, Megan and Grant, as we take you on a wild ride through the streets of Riverdale, a town where logic goes to die and absurdity reigns supreme. We'll discuss everything wrong with this teen drama sensation, from the baffling plot twists to the over-the-top character names.

Is it just us, or does Riverdale have more secret societies than the entire Ivy League combined? The Master Debaters will uncover the secrets of the secret societies, and we'll attempt to make sense of a town where parents and students alike are constantly embroiled in some bizarre, high-stakes drama.

So, Master Debaters, tune in to this hilarious, eye-rolling episode where we discuss Riverdale and embrace the insanity of it all. Grab your maple syrup, and your signature beanie, and prepare to cringe, laugh, and debate the day away.

Hello Master Debaters, we're back!!!! That is right folks the long-awaited return of your favorite podcast is back and better than ever. On this season of DTDM we will be debating tv shows that you know, maybe love, or just plain hate. To kick it off this week's episode is about the CW drama Riverdale.

Picture this: a seemingly innocent town filled with 30-year-old teenagers who are embroiled in more scandals and crimes than the entire population of Alcatraz. Riverdale is the epitome of teenage drama gone horribly, horribly wrong. This show is like a Bermuda Triangle where plotlines vanish without a trace, leaving us scratching our heads in confusion. It's as if the writers brainstormed by throwing darts at random ideas and said, "Yep, that's the direction we're going with!"

Back from a much-needed vacation Megan and Grant are back at it again. If you all thought season 1 was good just wait to see what they have in store for you all the rest of the year. In this episode, they discuss Robert Pattinson's latest movie The Batman, and let's say it's a pretty intense conversation. Welcome back Master Debaters!

On the eve of America's birthday the Master Debaters tackle one of America's oldest questions. Is a hot dog a sandwich? From Germany to the mean streets of Arizona hot dogs are a world wide staple food and you'll have a hard time finding someone who hasn't eaten one before. Being such a popular food you'd think people would know how to classify it or who to ask about it's classification. Would you trust a council who's sole purpose is to discuss hot dogs and sausages or the dictionary who's job it is to define words? The Master Debaters leave the final choice in your hands.   

On the tenth installment of Debates That Don't Matter the Master Debaters discuss the one and only Thomas Cruise Mapother IV. Who is this you may ask, well it's none other than Ethan Hunt aka Maverick aka Guy from Risky Business and his list of aliases doesn't stop there. But the real question is: is he a good actor? After much debate about Twilight and Bill Paxton the question is still up in the air. 

After a little summer break the Master Debaters are back with their most jaw dropping debate to date. How Do You Pronounce [BLANK]? In this riveting debate you'll learn a lot about your host and how the word Bin, Ben, and Been all sound alike. Along the way topics ranging from carrot cake to names for street corners pop up. Don't forget to listen all the way to the end for life changing Grant thought of the day. 

What does a General Mills breakfast dessert and an Italian meat pocket have in common? Absolutely nothing or absolutely everything. In this week's episode the Master Debaters try to answer this most important question in their unique way. If this debate leaves you with more questions than answers then make sure to check out our Instagram page. 

On this week's episode the Master Debaters discuss the 1999 Keanu Reeves movie the Matrix and how we could possibly be living in a simulation. To help break down this conspiracy theory in full they are accompanied by World-renowned conspiracy theorist Adam The Phoenix Beast. Along the way they discuss many subjects from Nazis to Smash Mouth. Buckle up, because you're in for a doozey of an episode. 

This week the Master Debaters go down the rabbit hole and into the world of conspiracy theories. Accompanied by the foremost expert in Government Bird Drones, Tristan Son of Wulf. Buckle up and get ready to have your eyes opened, ear shut, mouth's elongated, and your world rocked.   

Commander in Chief; more like Commander in Hotness. This week the Master Debaters dabble in the world of politics and rank their hottest US President.