Decency with Delorean

The untold story of hard earned success is that before winning, you are going to lose for a long long time. Winning isn't about being the best, it's about persevering the most. So saddle up with your favorite loser, Sidney Delorean. Pity party for one, please!

This episode is all about tempering your expectations and getting your pipes cleaned. The climb to happiness is atop a scaffold of mediocre aspirations. Party on you sexy bitches.

I'm not going to lie to you, I didn't listen back to this or do any editing, so I have no idea what's contained within this one. But we all know the drill by now, so probably stuff about dicks and food issues. Huzzah!

Finally! A podcast daring enough to cover the topic of two handed fisting! Just kidding, this episode is a tight ten minutes exploring the roots of the personal myths and self delusions we require in order to keep active in the dating world.

If it's all a simulation, does anything you do matter? Ultimately no, but it won't kill you to wear a condom anyway. Plus, we discuss how finger blasting is the safest sex, both physically and emotionally. I am so, so, so painfully alone, but so are you, wether or not you realize it. Trust me, you're alone. I mean, bless your heart, but you're listening to this garbage. You're a mess, but I love you.

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN FOR ME!!!!! But shouldn't it be embarrassing? Who the fuck knows? Oh, wait, I know, because I'm Sidney Mother Fucking Delorean, advice goddess to the stars.

Woah! OMG! It's been an entire month without an update........ Guess who has been too depressed to record? That's right, Sidney Delorean America's favorite sad bitch with great tits. But here she is, taking a break from letting your dad cum inside of her, laying it all on the line for your entertainment.

Suicide, jews, mothers, hair shirts, and so much more! Drop your pants, and tune in for more life lessons from the queen of living with depression.

Why are you still listening? Why does anyone do anything? Sidney knows, and she can't wait to tell you. In this episode, she'll answer such universal life questions, such as;

When is it time to put down your pet, and pick up a good book?

What's the deal with bandaids?

Why does it feel so good to be so bad (at life)?

So hop in, the water's fine! (except for the industrial waste)

WHATEVER! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

Ummmmmmm, but maybe you should, you know, if you're like a licensed professional or something.

But seriously, this episode has it all; sexual dissatisfaction, irritable bowel syndrome, kosher food stuffs, and tips on how to die alone.