The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!

We are splitting up!!!! The podcast we mean. It will now be in two parts. First part will drop every Tuesday and the second part will drop on a Thursday.

Rob went to a backwards firework display.

We are looking for a clap starter for our live event that we haven't organised yet.

Old people care workers could be the next job to be Decommissioned? Robots could be wiping old peoples bums very soon.

Rachel has another job as a dog walker and she left a full poo bag with another dogs dog poo in on someone's radiator.

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Some people hate being alone! Rob looks forward to it! In the future YOU will never be alone as everyone will have an AI Companion. On this episode Rob has an awkward chat with one.

Have you ever lost something in a box of Pumpkins in a supermarket?

Are graphic designers the next job to be Decommissioned? Hannah has got in touch she thinks that she's still in the game.

'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

This week's Decommissioned Celebrity is part of a double act. Is this weeks celebrity a Dick or do you think his behaviour is justified? Who could it be?

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Wingman does another podcast and it's all about Parenting. Its making miles more money that Decommissioned so Rob wants to give it a try to see if we can make some money!! The topics discussed are Did your parents ever hit you as a kid? Should your kid start working from 6 years of age? and Would you let a company name your kid if they paid you 10K a year?

Did you know there's no Crab in a crab stick.

'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

This week's Decommissioned Celebrity was sick on but was still a bit of a DICK!! Who do you think it is?

We might release an album of Decommissioned songs for Christmas.

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BLOODY HELL can mean so many different things depending on the emotion when you say it! Have a listen and play along.

Rob gets deep and it all starts with SHOWER THOUGHTS!!

Producer Josh finds a dead pigeon on his balcony and finds a new fear.

'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

This week's Decommissioned Celebrity could be the best one so far!! Who do you think it is?

Sounds like mucky phone lines are the next job to be Decommissioned? the alternative is scary. Be warned!!!!

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We think we have found a way to make Sumo Wrestling miles more entertaining!!

Rachel has been done for thieving.

'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

Find out which Celeb left their knickers in someone's bin. (Celebs identity hidden obviously) Who could this week's celeb be?

Could Translators be next job to be Decommissioned? What could they do as an alternative?

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It's the anniversary of The Bag for Life. Lets celebrate!!!!

Is there anything worse than when people leave a shit load of money to a family pet when they die? We discuss possible ways that you could try get the money back off a pet.

The Cock N Balls tattoo correction gallary.

If you were accidentally given a tattoo of a Cock N Balls by an AI tattoo machine how would you disguise the tattoo? What would you turn it in to?

'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

We discuss another celebrity that's been a complete dick with one of our Decommissioned listeners. (Celebs identity hidden obviously) Who could this week's celeb be?

Could Super market workers be next job to be Decommissioned? Wendy (Jayne) defiantly thinks so!!!!!

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On the latest Decommissioned episode Rob thinks him and Wingman got spiked after last week's podcast recording.

A guy in a pub round Wingman's end got pissed and started bragging to locals that he had a WW2 Bomb in his back garden. Turns out it was TRUE!! Bomb-baclart!!

We discuss another celebrity that's been a complete dick with one of our Decommissioned listeners. (Celebs identity hidden obviously) 'DECOMMISSIONED CELEBRITY'

Could Taxi drivers be next to be Decommissioned? Gabe an Uber driver on London thinks YES!!!!

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On the latest episode of Decommissioned we discuss another Decommissioned celebrity. (identity hidden)

find out why Barbers could be the next profession to be decommissioned.

Boddingtons bitter is back being brewed in Manchester and the mayor of Japan absolutely loves it!!!

Wingman has messed up with the prices on Our official 'DECOMMISSIONED' merchandise crisp. It's costing the company a fortune! But we now have official Decommissioned Hot Water Bottles for sale.

New 'Decommissioned' Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk

And we are going to do a LIVE stream for episode 21 its happening on Friday 7th November. You need to subscribe to our YouTube channel @decommissioneduk

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We wanted to pay our respects to Manchester Boxing Legend Ricky Hatton and share some of our memories over the years.

Did you know there is a £5 note floating about the northwest of England that's worth £20,000 check your pockets!!!

And Its official you can now call your boss a DICKHEAD and not get sacked.

Our official 'DECOMMISSIONED' signed crisps are now available in 4 different flavours and they are flying off the shelves.

And we are going to do a LIVE stream for episode 21 its happening on Friday 7th November. You need to subscribe to our YouTube channel @decommissioneduk

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Quick question - Do you ever look and laugh at an animals bollocks?

Rob has to put tape over his mouth at the start of the episode because one of the team has lost a family member.

And we are going to do a LIVE stream for episode 21 you need to subscribe to our YouTube channel @decommissioneduk

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