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  • UFO 3 – The Cat With Ten Lives

    Today’s not-title title: “The Huskies of the Cat World”.

    I have an aunt who has a Husky, actually. She’s really cute. The dog. Although, to be fair I guess, I’ve never actually met the dog since she got it after the last time we visited the country. The dog could be a ferocious killer for all I know. It’s The Cat With Ten Lives, written by David Tomblin and aired on September 30, 1970.

    Show-notes:

    1:05: Sorry Nathan. The podcast we’re referring to here is Flight Through Entirety.
    1:57: I’m pretty much just reading off David Tomblin’s Wikipedia page.
    5:10: For more on Torchwood, you could watch Torchwood. Or you could do the smart thing and check out our coverage of Torchwood on Trust Your Doctor: A Doctor Who Podcast, our Doctor Who podcast.
    17:20: Living in Harmony and Fall Out, two great Prisoner episodes. Interestingly, Living in Harmony was cowritten by David Tomblin.
    19:50: Here’s a deep cut to Tintin, Thomson and Thompson.
    20:38: Courage the Cowardly Dog was a TV show. (Editor’s note: kind of underselling it but fine.)
    25:49: Crying of Lot 49 is by Thomas Pynchon. If it’s anything like the last Pynchon book I started, it’s impossible to comprehend sober.
    26:15: The Postal Investigative Service has their own website.
    31:38: Apparently The Spruce Eats has a sister site named The Spruce Pets. Here’s a page about Siamese cats, or something.
    32:23: Read these random facts about Sphynx cats over on Wikipedia.
    48:13: Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
    55:41: Cats was a travesty of a movie released in 2019.

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    1 hr 19 min
  • UFO 2 – Exposed

    UFO really gunning for the Prisoner too with these one word titles.

    Inevitable has a one word title too, actually. In a way. I mean, Inevitable is a single word, but we have a sub title too. A sub title about this podcast being about this podcast allegedly being about sci fi or something like that. I dunno, that’s what I’m told this show is about. I just show up each week and talk. It’s Exposed, written by Tony Barwick and aired on September 23, 1970.

    Show-notes:

    6:40: Is this the first time I’m linking the TARDIS wiki on Inevitable? Anyway, here’s mutos. (Editor’s note: Nah, probably not.)
    7:10: Here’s a way better explanation of flapping than mine.
    10:13: Apparently the etch a sketch has been manufactured by a new company since 2014.
    13:50: Yeah, Straker is platinum blonde. Deal with it.
    27:33: Snooping as usual was uploaded in 2008, which makes it 14 years old. Ish.
    44:20: It appears that I clipped the microphone here. Oops.
    47:33: You never go full force. (Editor’s note: I have never heard of this.)
    50:00: Here’s a pdf of Benito Cereno if you want to become the second person to have read it this century.
    55:45: Alright so The Magical World of Disney is actually part of a larger project anthology series thing from Disney. Early on, it was about Disney land, but looks like they branched out to other topics.
    1:06:55: Here’s the song I use for my ringtone. Yeah.

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    1 hr 10 min
  • UFO 1 – Identified

    It’s like putting on your old comforting sweater.

    “I know what a god damn Tesco express is”. These are the fateful words that mark our journey into the depths of 1970’s British television once again. If there are people more well versed, more well studied, in old British sci-fi television than we are and is under the age of 30, then let us know. Because frankly I don’t think there are. I’m also convinced that sentence is barely even grammatical and I expect Kiyan to complain about it later on. Oh well. It’s Identified, written by Gerry Anderson, Sylvia Anderson and Tony Barwick and aired on September 16, 1970.

    Show-notes:

    9:12: Why would you rename Doppelganger to Journey to the Far Side of the Sun? The latter is way cooler, fair, but why rename it at all?!
    9:48: Sunshine and Solar Crisis are both about restarting the sun. Weird.
    13:03: E-D-F! E-D-F! You’re welcome.
    13:48: The 2004 Thunderbirds movie has an 18% on Rotten Tomatoes. Thunderbirds Are Go is an animated reboot of the series that aired from 2015 to 2020.
    17:35: This is as good a time as any to link ufoseries.com.
    21:40: According to ufoseries dot come, the most recent UFO trading cards came out in 2004.
    27:07: Here’s some “data” from Cambridge on how to pronounce “UFO.”
    32:17: The book was The Eyre Affair, for anyone curious.
    34:38: Oh so that’s why it’s called that.
    34:52: I think this is the Family Guy chicken fight I was referring to here. Not 100% sure since there’s like 10 of them. Also, Family Guy sucks.
    57:00: SHADO vehicles
    1:14:30: The reason I said this is that Vila is the only character in Blake’s 7 who is in every episode. For more on Blake’s 7, watch Blake’s 7. Alternatively and/or additionally, check out our Blake’s 7 podcast, Zenith: A Blake’s 7 Podcast.
    1:20:43: Is this the most specific award I’ve ever tried to give on the podcast?
    1:26:00: CNN has an interesting little article on the bent nose of the Concorde.
    1:27:30: Anorak Zone’s UFO episode ranking.
    1:2800: I’m actually gonna link directly to the timeline page on shadolibrary.org.
    1:30:43: I zoned out, I forgot to figure it out.

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    1 hr 32 min
  • Childhood’s End 3 – The Children

    If this had a title, it would be “The Illuminati-esque Drawings of a Four Year Old”

    We have a tendency here at Decorative Vegetable towers to use the suffix “-esque” to describe things. We’ve done it on Trust Your Doctor (“PJ Hammond-esque”) and here on Inevitable (also “PJ Hammond-esque”), and now we do it once more. No, we didn’t use “PJ Hammond-esque” in this episode. It’s The Children, written by Matthew Graham and aired on December 16, 2015.

    Show-notes:

    10:28: We paid attention to these episodes.
    14:07: Gonna be a bit of a lunatic and link the Harry Potter wiki page for the sign of the deathly hallows so you can see what I’m talking about. (Editor’s note: Literally what about this is being a lunatic?)
    41:30: I was googling whether or not you’re supposed to dilute Koolaid and I kept finding people who have some sort of Koolaid lab for kids to understand concentrations and dilution. Neat? (Editor’s note: Yeah I mean I don’t know either. I just made this up on the spot. Sounds right though.)
    53:30: don’t worry, the other guys name is Danny Glover.
    1:01:32: This has to be at least the fifth time I’ve linked this Titanic meme for the podcast.
    1:03:32: Sense*
    1:05:12: We watched A Fistful of Dollars and the rest of the Dollars Trilogy on our movie trilogy podcast Triple Play: A Movie Trilogy Podcast.
    1:05:40: I tried to find a clip of Cheyenne’s death in the movie but I could not. Oh well.
    1:06:47: Here’s the poster for Once Upon a Time in the West.
    1:15:00: What the hell is a microgenre and why do we call vaporwave a microgenre?

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    1 hr 22 min
  • Childhood’s End 2 – The Deceivers

    Warning: this episode is filled with deceit

    I don’t know what exactly we’re deceiving you about but I know it’s somewhere in this episode. If you end up figuring out what it is, please let me know. Our email address is at the end of the episode, so  just listen until then and you can get it for yourself. It’s The Deceivers, written by Matthew Graham and aired on December 15, 2015.

    Show-notes:

    2:00: To my (Dylan, the guy who edits these episodes but not the show-notes) surprise, Kiyan sounds the same as always on the recording though I will admit he did not sound the same on the Skype call. (Editor’s note: Yeah I sound almost exactly the same.)
    3:26: Good news, dear listener, I have a link to this article (“A New Beginning for Childhood’s End”) right here.
    10:20:: This link to goodreads has the version of the book we’re both talking about here.
    18:50: I don’t even want to remember Rubber, so just watch this trailer for Rubber and call it a day. (And google if you want to know more I guess.)
    26:47: We actually were talking about this on recording. I think the internet has completely destroyed my short-term memory by this point.
    47:50: I actually tried to look for this sound effect online but my google-fu failed and I couldn’t find a good rip of it anywhere.
    1:02:21: Were you killed? Sadly yes… but I lived!
    1:09:17: Takes 2 seconds to look up 心. I’m holding this against them.
    1:11:14: The Brave Little Toaster is a movie about a brave… little… toaster.
    1:19:01: Gonna start my new coffee table book “Tractors that look like trampolines” with the poster for this TV show.
    1:21:39: reject humanity, return to monke.
    1:27:09: Because we didn’t want to do 7 people’s television and movie history in one episode… Kiyan.
    1:32:37: Here I’ll link Evolve for you.
    1:34:11: He didn’t just “work with Nine Inch Nails on a music video” he was a contributor in varying capacities (including programmer, remixer and performer on synthesizer and theremin) on half a dozen NIN albums and songs.

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    1 hr 40 min
  • Childhood’s End 1 – The Overlords

    I think we should rename ourselves to Podcasting Overlords.

    Isn’t it weird how the word “lord” is used in a lot of sci-fi? Like Time Lords… Overlords… Lords of Time…. lords… Look this was a way better point when I started this sentence than when I finished it. So you’re just going to have to pretend to agree with me. It’s The Overlords, written by Matthew Graham and aired on December 14, 2015.

    Show-notes:

    1:10: Get your own copy of the book here, at Barnes and Noble. For once I decided not to link amazon. (Editor’s note: Get it at a local bookstore.)
    1:48: Xenogears is an rpg… or something. It’s also the subject matter of the best text-based let’s play ever made. By the way, the English translation for the game (impressively completed by translator Richard Honeywood) changes “Karellen” to “Krelian.” Maybe Honeywood didn’t get the reference? Could just be some sort of error as the English script also misrepresents the character name “Myyah” as “Miang.”
    3:14: I’ve actually struggled to find an actual text quote of Kurt Vonnegut saying this, but to be fair I’ve struggled to find Vonnegut saying anything about Arthur C. Clarke even though they were well acquainted.
    12:16: Arthur C. Clarke refers to “President Bush [senior]” in his introduction. Interestingly he also refers to the TV show V, which will get mentioned later in this podcast, in the same introduction as being a perfectly acceptable (to him) adaptation of Childhood’s End.
    18:44: Check out our first episode on the Prisoner (2009).
    21:25: A lot of my information on the behind the scenes “creation of” Childhood’s End is coming from this article here.
    22:40: And the second article I’m referring to is this Rolling Stone article, which has much of the same information.
    26:40: We have regretfully watched The Da Vinci Code and its sequels for our (also regretful) movie trilogy podcast Triple Play: A Movie Trilogy Podcast.
    27:22: If you go and listen to our episodes on The Prisoner (2009) you can hear some of this confusion, especially towards the end of the season.
    28:00 We have equally regretfully covered the Space Pirates (Doctor Who) on our Doctor Who Podcast, Trust Your Doctor: A Doctor Who Podcast. Multiple times.
    31:30: Fully synthetic plastic was actually invented as early as 1907.
    40:25: Torchwood’s Children of Earth. Good times. Not regretful at all. We watched it on Trust Your Doctor: A Doctor Who Podcast, our Doctor Who podcast. Check out the first episode of it if it strikes your fancy.
    49:35: Dylan said this because this was a reference to our Eve of the Daleks episode on Trust Your Doctor: A Doctor Who Podcast, our Doctor Who podcast.
    58:30: Daisy.
    1:23:30: I don’t know how I forgot this, but the quote is from The Last Jedi, it’s Yoda talking to Luke.
    1:25:33: Her name is Jennifer Anne.
    1:44:44: We have also regretfully watched Alien 3 on Triple Play: A Movie Trilogy Podcast, our movie trilogy podcast.

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    1 hr 48 min
  • Childhood’s End 0 – Intro

    Apple still doesn’t like “episode 0.”

    This season we’re doing Childhood’s End, the classic SyFy tv show. You know, from 2015? The classic! It’s basically already immortalized in the science-fiction canon. I mean, the book certainly is, but probably not the TV show. Yet. Well anyway we also announce that we’re doing UFO as soon as we finish this season of Childhood’s End.

    Show-notes:

    You need show-notes for this?

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    5 min
  • 350: Drains on the Brains (Eve of the Daleks)

    I suppose there are worse things to have on the brain.

    It’s Eve of the Daleks, written by Chris Chibnall and aired on January 1, 2022

    Show-notes:

    2:55: For some reason I will take this opportunity to link you to our Heaven Sent episode, over a year ago!
    4:00: Not gonna link this.
    8:01: Jar Jar Binks is canon to the Doctor Who universe.
    20:02: Here’s the TARDIS wiki page on time loops.
    22:00: Trust Your Doctor released its first episode on January 24, 2014. This episode is no longer in the podcast feed, because it’s pretty bad. It’s been since replaced by a re-recorded version that was backdated.
    29:36: You are a sad, strange little man.
    33:30: The official Doctor Who youtube account, in what may have been a bout of prescience, uploaded the clip of Dan literally running circles around the Dalek for all to enjoy. (It actually wasn’t a bout of prescience since they uploaded the clip on the 3rd, well after there was enough time to gauge whether it would be regarded as one of the best scenes in the episode, which I would assume it was and which I personally think it is, but whatever.)
    36:02: Paying tax on illegal money is something about how you’re supposed to be taxed on total income, not just total legal income.
    45:50: The character Dan worked with at the food bank was Wilma.
    47:38: Troll 2, the greatest masterpiece of 20th-century film, is actually a movie we’ve watched on Triple Play: A Movie Trilogy Podcast, our movie trilogy podcast, so check that episode out.
    54:31: Here’s some more information on the gunpowder plot (and Guy Fawkes), courtesy of Wikipedia.
    58:57: I didn’t even bother to try find this tweet. (Editor’s note: Same. Forget that, lol)
    1:00:40: Here’s a link to the official BBC Sea Devil promo images. This article also includes an image from the Third Doctor serial, The Sea Devils, indicating that the sea devil itself does not seem to have been so massively redesigned as we thought.
    1:19:14: EthelredBusybody’s review of Eve of the Daleks.
    1:20:10: Flux and Beyond, by busclas.
    1:26:11: Brigadier Bambera is BACK. LETS GO.
    1:26:50: Frazer Hines isonly 77, actually.

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    The Doctor Who title music was originally composed by Ron Grainer. The version used in this episode was arranged by Segun Akinola.

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    1 hr 37 min
  • Firefly 15 – Serenity (Movie)

    And in the end….

    The people you kill are equal to the people you save. Or something like that. That’s how the song goes right? Because we’re at the end of another show and I really need to make hip topical references so the kids think I’m cool and stuff. Which means referencing hip cool trendy current music. It’s Serenity (2005), written by Joss Whedon and released on August 22, 2005.

    Show-notes:

    3:06: This is not the video that Kiyan is referring to, but it’s related. Apparently in 2012 they did a “ten year anniversary” panel at comic con, and someone uploaded the full panel to YouTube.
    7:34: Whedonesque was actually taken down this year (2021), so I’m going to link to the wikipedia page on Whedonesque rather than directly to the site.
    14:04: I (Dylan) actually found the previous panel mentioned in 3:15 by looking for the panel Kiyan was talking about, so it would probably have been somewhat fruitless to try find the BTS features on YouTube.
    14:36: Pretty sure we were saying here that Dailymotion has been the unsung hero of our Doctor Who podcast, Trust Your Doctor: A Doctor Who Podcast. And if not, we should have been.
    15:16: Don’t worry, here’s a link to Veoh for you.
    17:14: His name was Monty.
    22:41: I (Dylan) regret not bringing up Jubal Early asking what River could do and Simon responding (paraphrased)”I just found out she’s psychic idk what she can do”.
    51:20: IT’S A TRAP.
    1:03:20: It’s quite rare that a high school has its own Wikipedia page (Editor’s note: Nah), but Diamond Ranch High School does.
    1:18:01: The Rime of the Ancient Mariner by the one and only STC.
    1:34:17: Here’s a bit on The Killer Angels in relation to Firefly.
    1:51:22: Don’t worry I can link you straight to the “Cultural Impact” section of the Serenity page.
    1:57:53: Here’s a link to information on Childhood’s End. We didn’t mention this on the episode, but we decided after recording that we’re also going to reread the book and talk about it as it comes up during the show, so if you’d like to do that before we start, perhaps find a copy of the book yourself.
    1:58:27: What I’m referring to here is, of course, our Blake’s 7 podcast, Zenith: A Blake’s 7 Podcast.

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    2 hr 1 min
  • Firefly 14 – Objects in Space

    Quote of the week: “The whole podcast is a sham held together by dreams.”

    We’re almost at the end of Season 7 of Inevitable. Inevitable has already outlasted all of the shows we’ve watched on this show. Including Lexx. At least in terms of number of seasons, so take that, Lexx. It’s Objects in Space, written by Joss Whedon and aired on December 13, 2002

    Show-notes:

    0:42: This is our Abbey Road, I guess.
    1:03: Lol no it won’t. (Editor’s note: ?)
    3:24: Our episode on The Message did (confirmed) go out two weeks ago.
    3:50: Speaking of Blake’s 7, check out our Blake’s 7 podcast, Zenith: A Blake’s 7 Podcast.
    11:29: Rick and Morty did this in the episode Morty’s Mind Blowers, but it was also done earlier on the show Community, in Paradigms of Human Memory.
    1:56: First instance of the word BAMF since about 2010 probably.
    16:27: This is pretty close to what happens in Serenity (the movie) actually.
    33:20: Jasper Fforde actually has an “upgrade” page for every book he’s published (including Shades of Grey)
    51:20: You can’t make this sh*t up.
    59:23: Cowboy Bebop was recently canceled by Netflix… wait, wrong Cowboy Bebop. (Editor’s note: No, that was the right one.)
    1:04:50 Avon’s former lover was named Anna Grant.
    1:12:59: We talked about the “sci-fi-ness” of The Prisoner on our Arrival episode.

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    1 hr 15 min

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