Deep Dive in the Shallow End

People Who Can Eat People Are the Luckiest People in the World. Welcome to HORRIFYNGTOBER: the only time our podcast is BRAVE enough to dive deep into the shallow end of....CANNIBALISM! Tune in to our two part series about those who took part in taking parts of human bodies and eating the fuck out of em

"Nice." The number that fucks has arrived. The most sexy digits since third base. Join nymphomaniac Jeremy Kaplowitz and pokémaniac Kris Casey as they discuss the bizarre sexual practices of the animal kingdom, the macabre history of contraception, and freakin' fucking fun facts

you ever get a haircut and think, "damn this guy doesn't really know what he's doing"? well back in the old days it was BARBERS who were in charge of SURGERY! can you imagine? dive into the shallow end with Kris and Jeremy as they explore the weird and wild world of our own dang past, when barbers were the kings of cutting people up and messing with their insides

whoops - we are still recovering from our mishap at the fun factory after last week, and now we have no episode at all, not even one about berries. we apologize deeply for this error and working to get the factory up and running again. expert laborers in the area report that we're currently putting the "fun" in "nonfunctional" but we are doing our best to fix this. apologies again

WHOOPS — we accidentally made a podcast exclusively about berries (textbook blunder, happens to the best of em) Every type of berry. We've got straw, we've got Halle, we've got an unpleasant amount of puns on the word "very." From Blueberry to Booberry, we've got you covered. So join Cap'n Casey and Toucan Kaplowitz to have a laugh about plant ovaries

there's a lot of buried treasure - or booty, as the pirates say - that's still out there waiting to be discovered. well fear not, because the Shallow End Explorers Kris Casey and Jeremy Kaplowitz have drawnyou a treasure map to find that shit.... if we don't find it first!

Who keeps cutting these young girls' hair in the middle of the night?!?! Don't worry, the long-locked Kris Casey and the beautifully-balding Jeremy Kaplowitz are on the case!

Sure, all politicians are animals in their own right, but you would be shocked by how many American towns currently have a literal dog as an elected official. Don't even get us started on turtle presidents and horse senators. Join mare whisperer Kris Casey and mayor whisperer Jeremy Kaplowitz to examine some truly uncanny candidates

When he wasn't taking elephants skiing, he was throwing venomous snakes at nude oarsmen. Hannibal was one wild son of a mother. If Italy was a boot, then Hanni slipped that bad boy on and shoved it up the Roman Senate's collective asshole. Good ol' H-Bomb didn't even speak the same language as his soldiers; he just grunted at his grunts and sent 'em to the front. And you already know Bal Bal the Baller's cavalry rode with grace enough to make a centaur blush. So join America's #1 Stannibal Kris Casey and historically buff history buff Jeremy Kaplowitz to discuss the Conque Shell's greatest achievements. Afterwards you'll totally see why Eric Andre's sidekick's mom thought it was a worthy namesake.

in response to Hard Drive's (on-going?) feud with Elon Musk, the Deep Dive Dudes delve into the life of the man who inspired the company that Elon purchased and declared himself founder of: Nikola Tesla