- 1970's Halloween Costumes, the End of the Positive Hobo Imagery
- Theee Old Ghost Costume Switch-A-Roooo
- Expanded Cable Caused Costume Confusion (The Cautionary Tale of Haves & Have Nots)
- Hard Plastic Tongue Guillotine
- The Rise of the Pumpkin Carving Kit And The Evil Do'ers That Use Them
- The Quiet Death of the Coveted Carmel Apple (Stupid Razor Blade Rumor Mill)
- A Can of White Hominy Is NOT Better Than Getting A Rock
- Finally....... Candy Talk
- The Washington Iowa Tiger Lady
- Smashing Pumpkins & Ghost Riding Mannequins (The Trick Side of The Holiday)
- The Halloween Costume Walk of Shame
- Hauling A Thousand Dollars Worth of Expensive Whiskey To Help Raise Money for A Children's Hospital and A Haunted Bike Trail........ The Blues Brothers Movie That Was Never Made...... But Should Have Been.
- Speed Round = Spirt Halloween The Hermit Crab of the Business World