You can't tell the holes how it's going to happen. The holes disrupt their own structure once again by diving off the board of Michaela Coel's genius into a version of a beloved game of the podcast called "iS tHaT rIgHt ?! - awards show edition". Listen to Shelby frantically struggle to process the life-altering brilliance of many overlooked actors and creators. Grab your Ezekiel bread and enjoy a sandwich of beans with the holes! This weeks conversations spans, unicorns, award shows, other gay horses, childhood pastimes, childhood naming rituals and awards shows. Who are we kidding? Shout out to actress India Gurley and her Arby's story!!!

The holes decide what they hate, what they love, and what prevents Viki from smoking pipe tobacco anymore. Spoiler— it's the fear of death. Viki then insists on bragging about her probable color-blindness. She flexes her directional righteousness and confesses her lack of spatial intelligence. Triumphs permeate the episode. Sometimes you need two of something to truly give yourself permission to enjoy it so today we've provided you with two holes to enjoy. Presents are enjoyed. Bring your own silent screaming crowd.

In a more fEeLiNgS~ episode of deep holes, the holes discuss the complex modern problem of when and how to leave space for grieving in your life. What penetrates the fugue state? And what is the balance between resistance to the void and succumbing to true nothingness. The holes discuss breathing with your butt, witnessing your own pulse, and the fact that Viki's butt has been curriculum for a class before! Get ready for teasers of future deep holes games not the least of which is "DRESSfortheJOBYOUWANT: beach edition!"  

Link to the gamification scientist the holes spoke about: https://g.co/kgs/rNrwGd

Link to her game SuperBetter:

https://www.superbetter.com/

Yet again this week the two holes WILL NOT shut up about astrology. Contracts with Mercury and Jupiter, the total trustworthiness described by Viki's chart and her grant-getting super-power 8th house transit. Come and get a second helping of this hot astro injection. The holes rehash their collaboration thus far through the lens of astrology Shelby expounds on the intricate privilege of truly knowing what you want. If you aren't sure about astrology or how it might work for you -- try this out! 

In the midst of an anti-capitalist fugue the holes dive into Shelby's astrology practice. With a questionable birth time… they interpret Viki's chart together! Viki, a Libra rising with a domiciled Venus talks about her experience in relationships.

Wooooooooooooow... take a sip of your bio-hacking, non-alcoholic, health beverage of choice every time Shelby does a run-on sentence in the first thirty minutes. Now that you're drunk on the glee of being the "bEsT vErSiOn" of yourself please enjoy this semi-serious conversation catching up about the heartbreaking art of pandemic party-planning, the ins and outs of socializing in the pandemic and the absolute travesty of our cultural values around health in the U.S. The holes play a version of "Christian or not" from Episode 1 involving spiritual capitalism nightmare products. Viki goes on a sweating digression.

Viki & Shelby perform the ritual of their friendship by agreeing to not press the "leave" button on their zoom call for at least an hour. Viki is all-the-way nuts as evidenced by two things. One, that they walk around believing that someone on earth is turned on by everything they are doing, and TWO the truly bonkers choose your own adventure they make for Shelby to play.

Shelby uses their girlfriends sister's Hulu account to surprise Viki, you're invited to the boring end of the Sopranos, Shelby witnesses a bizarre variety of racism. Shelby does an on-the-fly reading of Teresa Guidice's chart — which was truly a missing piece of the puzzle. They play a game called "is that right??!" where Viki correctly guesses that we are culturally closer to a sperm donor reality show than any kind of queer dating show.

Recently, Shelby learned to read a regular clock and Viki learned of her love of Miyazaki's brilliance! They talk about their love for both Hayao Miyazaki and David Lynch's filmmaking, their childhood screen names, and a time when Viki got seriously ripped off for a Snapple. They play a game where Adam Sandler is effectively re-branded as the perfect desert island neighbor. Come by the gated community golf course snack bar where we will make you feel shame AND rip you off when you're just trying to get some kIwI~sTrAwBeRrY in your system!

Viki & Shelby are about to ruin SZA's favorite show for you in this eXcEpTiOnAlLy~~PrAcTiCaL episode. These queers discuss what they would do if they were dropped off beyond the edge of google maps, and discover that they between them know how to butcher animals sort of! It's an outdoors themed episode in which your hosts discuss camping, the show "Alone", and their relationship to the woods. Does the d*** get bit?