It's a Christmas Miracle! The Stars are turning things around! Probably! Goaltending, movie spoilers, Dr. Merrin diagnoses what the f*ck is wrong with the Central, Carolyn can't be trusted, and it all comes down to demons. Happy Holidays!

Note: Volume of the recording again seems to be unusually high.

A quarter of the season gone, and the Stars are primed for maximum sadness. That Pat, what a maroon! Merrin drops some All-Star truth bombs, Carolyn has a cold, Jamie Benn is keeping secrets, and Sen. Ted Cruz is... right? It's official. We live in #bizarroworld

In this podcast, Carolyn and Merrin are forced to confront some difficult November realities - losses in OT, losses of elections, losses of hockey sense. Also, they give thanks, figure out their zombie apocalypse skills, and make DHH history.

It's the spoopiest podcast of the year! Injuries mount, Carolyn & Merrin struggle to find hope, Ales Hemsky hates bees, Craig Anderson has the feel good moment of the month, halloween hits and misses, hockey horror stories and more #soundeffects

HOCKEY'S BACK! Carolyn & Merrin discuss new addition Korpikoski, Team Dads, Klingbeard, and try really hard not to make fun of the Oilers (spoiler: they fail). Plus, Carolyn ruins fantasy hockey and Merrin relives childhood trauma. All in a day's work.

It's the preseason, y'all! Carolyn & Merrin sum up their thoughts from training camp weekend, obsess over idioms, break down the Great Russian Flight, celebrate Ralph Krueger's triumph, lament North America's tragedy, and make themselves really, really hungry. Chipwiches for everyone!

In this episode, Carolyn & Merrin discuss Tyler Seguin's high school reunion, break down the messy World Cup origin story, get themselves get perma-banned from Canada, and the Flamingos are full of disappointment.

Bad puns about the Czech Republic, Stan Bowman -- Slytherin, leaving everyone's favorite ginger out in the cold, Carolyn toys with Merrin's feelings (in the name of science!), and will anyone actually be playing in the World Cup of Hockey?

It's the doldrums of the offseason! Merrin founds the Gagnettes, Carolyn is a bad daughter, Jimmy Vesey has to sign somewhere, Jason Spezza is a gym-master, and don't forget - Olympics opening ceremonies are tonight (8/5)!

Welcome to the Offseason with Carolyn & Merrin. This podcast they review: Jamie Benn's new contract, Ghostbusters, Sam Gagner being unsigned, cats who pee everywhere, and most importantly, Star Trek: Beyond. Live Long and Prosper, listeners!