By Gallagher & Schleicher, as originally in the October 10 Waco Tribune-Herald. After six months of a self-imposed exile from the pages of the Waco Trib, the Davids return with a suggestion of whose advice on voting to most trust.

No more wasting time researching presidential candidates! We’ve narrowed it to four and—like a kindergarten graduation ceremony—have medals for everyone. Medal for Seeing the Positive Side of Potentates? Medal for Campaign Cash? Museum Quality Hair Award? Discover the winners here.

75 years ago Americans poured into the streets to celebrate the World War II victory over fascism on V-E Day. Will crowds fill the streets November 4, 2020 for Victory Over Trump Day? We imagine a world in which Trump surrenders the White House.

“You say you want a revolution? Well, you know...” Bernie’s election would not be the end of the world and he has as much a chance at winning as did Trump. Meanwhile, Trump’s crowds-gone-wild are ready to follow Trump to Nuremberg and beyond. We suspect the Dems could do better than Bernie, but we know they sure as hell could do worse.

Trump’s feigned insanity is a really good fake. Or is it?