Deep Whimsy

Everyone has Opinions and As*... never mind, I'm sure you've heard that axiom by now. Well my darling nieces and nephews, this is just a simple observation that I hold true and dear to my heart, and maybe you can get behind it... and then again maybe you can't. Either way, here it is.

I have a mild case of selective Tourettes, so if your ears are easily chaffed perhaps you ought to wait until the next episode... then again maybe not.

Hello my many Nieces and Nephews, its your Uncle D bringing you stories that you've probably never heard before, and if you have please dont ruin it for the rest of them... let them hear it for themselves. This is a true story from my youth that I entitled "Innocent Fornication."

I hope you enjoy it.

The subject matter is rather innocent, it says so in the name, but my language can be a bit salty at times.