We all have a lot of things on our minds lately, I get it! But I would ask you to spare a thought for one extra thing today, and that's Robert Pattinson's truly insane pasta recipe. In a recent profile by GQ, which was styled as dispatches from his social isolation, my man Robert discussed a great many things including his upcoming starring role as Batman, being terrified to run outside, and, most notably, this very unhinged pasta recipe.