It's what you've been waiting for: a Deputy Director Baby spotlight episode. In a completely unnecessary sidequest, the team heads to West Virginia to stop a religious-themed injustice collector with a problem with opioid users and abusers. Hey, opioid crisis, eh? That's in the news, isn't it? Meanwhile, Lewis looks at her phone a lot and Garcia does the nasty...nastily. Ready your barf bags, folks.

Jazz is back and so is Criminal Minds: Evolution. Episode 6, "True Conviction", sees the BAU race against time to free a wrongfully convicted man on death row even if it pisses off Lewis' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Sicarius visits his Harry Morgan and Garcia kisses someone. Oh, it's very eventful. Oh yeah, that cliffhanger from episode 5? Doesn't fucking matter. Not one bit.

Jazz is sick with Havana Syndrome, so it's up to 3 time DTP champion Dr. Daniel Daughhetee to pick up the slack. In this gap week between Criminal Minds: Evolution, we decided to cover "Bloodline", aka the Most Racist Episode Of Anything Ever. A family of Romanians--or Gypsies, pick your poison--go around murdering parents and kidnapping their daughters for forced arranged marriage. Criminal Minds, which is not a tolerant program to begin with, stoops to new lows here. Ronnie and Daniel go behind the bigotry to name and shame the creatives as well as announce the death of a beloved conservative entertainer (nearly) live. Oh, and since "Bloodline" takes place in Alabama, Ronnie gets to poke fun at Daniel's home state quite a bit.

Things heat up slightly with the introduction of a werewolf connected to a senator--or grenator, pick your poison--portrayed by Aunt Zelda from the old Sabrina the Teenage Witch show. As this represents the midseason finale, one expects something of import to occur, and while there is a cliffhanger, it's a lot more bequeathing of rescue cats and Paget Brewster playing "mommy" than chickens coming home to roost. "Oedipus Wrecks"' werewolf bites women on a dating app and it's up to the BAU to find out the dirty backstory behind a service for professionals working in the DC area to connect with each other. Tinder is basically a hunting ground for serial killers, folks. But you knew that BEFORE you watched Criminal Minds.

It's a great sign for Criminal Minds: Evolution that the fourth episode of ten is inconsequential garbage, as opposed to consequential garbage. Home invasions, dark passengers played by guys from Prison Break, dead security guards, cancer scares, it's all a smorgasbord of shit. How do Ronnie and Jazz keep themselves entertained? That's for you to find out in this new episode of Deliver The Profile. They discuss Rossi devolving into Steven Seagal, the legacy of Richard Schiff: FBI Director, and whether or not the future will remember the podcast.

In this episode, the unsub of the season gets a canine companion, loses his job, is called a beta cuck and is forced to subscribe to some magazines. Everything's very busy for Sicarius, so much so that the BAU contending with a bomber never really resonates. "Moose" is more about the antagonist, the boring, cliched and shitty antagonist. At least this time out Ronnie and Jazz didn't have to record for 4 hours.

Here it is, what you've all been waiting: (nearly) 4 hours of Deliver The Profile devoted to the new season of Criminal Minds, Season 16/Evolution. Who's back? Who isn't? Who looks like shit? Who doesn't have to wear a wig anymore? The BAU is in disarray with the characters scattered to the winds, just as a new unsub with a shipping container is making waves. In episode 2, someone is severing spinal cords. Ronnie and Jazz discuss A LOT, from Joe Mantegna's poor appearance to what's wrong with JJ's husband to why the new deputy director of the FBI is a literal baby. Please listen, it almost killed us to record this length of radio.

Daniel Daughhetee (Albama Public Libary) comes back to the show to discuss his most favorite of things: boring history shit only nerds would like. That's in full effect with Season 9's "Fatal", about an unsub poisoning people. The twist is he's giving them a warning a day. "About Face" did that too, but they mention it in dialogue it's okay. The unsub is Kevin from the inferior American Office, and that teaches you about the vale of stunt casting in the series. It used to be Tim Curry and now we're doing Office guy and Sherminator. ALSO: Ronnie and Daniel tease a new podcast you'll definitely get sick of hearing about!

Deliver The Profile goes gay with "A Good Husband", an episode about a man who leaves torsos in the local gay community in order to...something. Look, it's a really bad episode, with some of the worst acting this side of a David DeCoteau joint, so just listen to the show and find out for yourself.

Marking time until Criminal Minds: Evolution begins, Ronnie and Jazz discuss "Scarecrow" from Season 12. It's not an all-timer, but it has one of the funniest deaths in Criminal Minds history, so there's that.