In this episode of the D.U.S.E., Eli and Mel get scandalous! Back after a night of getting screamed at in a corn field, Eli manhandles the sensitive topic of "Native Americans and the Federal Government" with about as much sensitivity as cleaning a burn victim with steel wool. So what are Skin-Walkers? Are they animals? Are they men? Are they a ghost story meant to scare children around the campfire? We don't know, but what we do know is this--you wouldn't want to be walking in the woods at night and come across one of them because it's a...Literal Man Eater!

Halloween is right around the corner so it's a good time for another saga from our favorite self-proclaimed "virgin with rage"! And boy what a doozey it is. Chris-Chan manages to stay away from the internet for about 24 hours before continuing his life-long love quest. This time he's switching up his tactics! He's convinced he can trust online dating services to find women who definitely aren't catfishing him. And it worked, kind of... He got so popular he crashed their servers! Back in the real world, the beef between Chris-Chan and a local store owner gets dark over creep shots of the guy's daughter. Yes that's right folks. Chris-Chan's sex obsessed life is starting to go down a predatory route. His efforts include relaxing at the park on Friday afternoons, enjoying the culture, and taking photos of women with their kids. Did we mention he was wearing a sports bra? Yeah he does that for the confidence. So if any of this is your cup of joe, just remember to leave a big tip at...The Coffee Shop of Horrors!

It's been two years! So Eli decided to bring you the heaviest episode that the D.U.S.E. has taken on yet. What a way to ring in two years of semi-professional but definitely D.U.S.E. quality evil! Yes, we're discussing the horrific case of the murder of Junko Furuta. Japan is just a black hole of some of the most vile and horrifying cases in the entire world. Just barely scratch the surface of their "power of friendship" facade and you'll see that darkness for yourself. Be warned: this episode is not for the faint of heart. Japan is notorious for treating women like second-class citizens and these four boys are no different. So roll up, pour yourself a drink, find a dark cold comfortable spot to sit, and close your eyes as you imagine the last forty days of a young girl's life and remember that no matter how rough you think you have it, you could always have been...Junko Furuta!

In this episode Eli and Mel take pot shots at.....Christians! But to be fair it was long overdue and this story is chock full history that your local preacher doesn't want you to know. Like did you know Christians used to put animals on trial? Or how about giving fruit exorcisms? I bet you didn't know they dug up a Pope, dressed him in his robes, sat him in a chair, and bullied him over his politics! How weird is that? So if you want to know what led up to that event and its future implications, come on in, the water is fine and remember....Jesus Did Necromancy!

It's a period of immeasurable strife in the Chris-Chan universe. A brave alliance of underground freedom fighters known as the Sonichus has challenged the tyranny and oppression of the awesome Asperpedia Four.

In this episode Eli finishes explaining the insane truth that is...Yakube! He puts his own spin on the story, and that's definitely not Tricknology... he promises! So, is it true? Were black people god-like beings living on the moon? Malcolm X thought so, but that dude was insane. We all know that black people were originally psionic angels from the planet Rizk who created humanity to dig up gold so they could repair their atmosphere. Yes that's right folks, humans were once psychic! We were all black and great until some nerd with a peanut-head decided to get revenge for all those wedgies by creating the universe's most destructive biological weapon: wypipo! And thus black greatness was brought to heel for all eternity, proving that if you're a supreme being maybe you shouldn't create people and tell them to...Dig Our Gold, Human!

In this episode Eli does his absolute best to get the show canceled...or so it seems. In reality what he's done is disseminate the truth to "white" people about their origins on this planet. Instead of what the "scientists" tell you, mankind did not come from monkeys. We all came from black people who lived on the moon until some God Scientist decided to bomb the place. Sounds like a fun guy right? Well if you want to know more about how white people were created by a black scientist because he was mocked for having a big head, please proceed and listen to all the science and truth for yourself. But beware! You might discover more truth than you can handle, and then you'll just have to...Trust Me Bro!

Have you ever felt like the government was watching you? Like, no matter where you are, they're just around the corner listening to your every word? Well those of us at The D.U.S.E. are here to tell you that all those years of paranoia were absolutely warranted! In this episode Eli explains how the CIA has been using video games to train, recruit, and brainwash the American people. Honestly it's so obvious he didn't think he needed to explain it. He also discusses the Console Wars, the restructuring of the military, the she-demon Kathleen Kennedy, the use of military assets in media, why the hell Call of Duty is going more and more into urban warfare on American soil, and how video games may have played a role in Project MK Ultra, proving once and for all that arcade games that mysteriously appear and disappear might actually be real, just like...Polybius!

Deliver Us Some Evil is back to our regularly scheduled program! There's nothing like returning to reality by discussing a man who's the walking talking definition of being cut off from reality! In this saga "Borb" is revealed to be a pack rat as Chris-Chan literally cultivates an ecosystem in his body, on his body, and everywhere around him. But just who is Chris-Chan? The man we thought was Chris-Chan turned out to be an imposter. The REAL Chris-Chan won his right to use that famous name by winning the Sing Star Challenge. The loser, i.e., the man we've been talking about this entire time, is a poser named Ian Brandon Anderson! Oh and there's some stuff about trying to improve your life, independence, chicks who might not be chicks but portray themselves as chicks, Sonichu plushies, regular showers, ducks, and more! In fact, we have everything that makes up the crap gumbo that is...The Ian Brandon Anderson Saga!

The summer of alien butt loving funky anal probing butt love has come to a close. But fret not! The discussion of the Pleiadians is far from over as Eli and Mel take on the narrative of the New Testament! Was Jesus really the Son of God? Or was he Jmmanuel the son of a celestial son? Is God creation or did creation make God who made us so we could bang and make even more beautiful people? Was John the Baptist doing more than giving people baths? Did Jmmanuel really get lost in the desert or was he beamed into space and given the secret to life? What is the secret to life? Listen to the episode and you just might find all of these answers and more, proving once and for all that God's....Just A Dude!