Mother Effer Heather and guest ME Father, Bobby, discuss the new movie Shazam with talking points for parents of kids in foster care. 

Shazam (2019) synopsis: We all have a superhero inside of us -- it just takes a bit of magic to bring it out. In 14-year-old Billy Batson's case, all he needs to do is shout out one word to transform into the adult superhero Shazam. Still a kid at heart, Shazam revels in the new version of himself by doing what any other teen would do -- have fun while testing out his newfound powers. But he'll need to master them quickly before the evil Dr. Thaddeus Sivana can get his hands on Shazam's magical abilities.

The MEs chat about the things they miss from the before motherhood era. 

Quickie: Call In - Tina 

We get a call from one of our Mother Effin' Listeners! Hear what Tina has to say about this podcast.

Patti has gone back to work (for now - she claims) and discusses with Heather the pros and cons of working. Along with trying to find the work/life/comedy balance, the MEs throw out tips on how to keep your head above water as a working parent. Additionally, they review Heather's chore chart for her kids as she believes kids need to learn good working skills while they are still young. 

The ME's give you an update on how they spent their St. Patrick's Day. 

The MEs discuss sick kids and what they love/hate about it.  

Patti surprises Heather with a pop quiz of three very random questions. 

All the MEs want is to poop alone. Just once. 

Quickie: Small Talk - Heather's On A Diet 

It's time to have the talk, and Patti and Heather sure talk a lot about sex. How do you find the time to have sex with kids? How do you explain sex to kids? How do you explain sex to kids with sexual trauma? All this is discussed as well as celebrity lists and bad comics in this episode.