This week we disguise ourselves as a street preacher to explore Newton's secret 'fourth' Law of Motion - one the famed ethmidist may have kept to himself for highly immoral purposes perpetrated the Body Reality Plane.

Special thanks to Rob Kerruish

Join us this week as Timmy Clay and I explore the Renaissance artwork of Pieter Brueghel the Elder; not only is the result terrifying, but it also goes to show that Jan Janmaker should never be trusted with guided tours of anything.

Special thanks to Timmy Dean and Andy Johnson (though both of you should probably seek counseling; agreeing to help with this show is most likely a sign something's wrong)

To increase this shows reach so we can find the right system of weirdos, I'd like to announce our April Promotion -

Anyone who leaves us an iTunes review gets their choice of 'Antoninus Pius Sucked' T-Shirt, freshly-designed Dented Dimension poster, or 4" DD sticker - FREE.

Listen for details. Open 4/4/18-4/30/18.

Not only does this existential tour de force confront the fabric of thinking MORE than Jean Paul Sartre, it also has drums in it. Twice.

***OUR FIRST DRAMATIC EFFORT***

In this episode we follow Confucius's idea that Gorilla heart transplants will coalesce with both the Zodiac and the fashion circulation to pump out the tin era of human achievement.

Pliny the Elder and Pyrrho of Elis lead us on a wild goose chase to track down just exactly why dogs were invented by man (and woman) 4,500 years ago.

In this episode we discuss Emperor Marcus Aurelius's philosophical and mathematical concept known as Marccam's Razor; not only does this doctrine allow one to accomplish vast undertaking without lifting a finger, but it is also an effective weight loss technique.

Today we examine the creative effect the moon has had upon earthlings and how this power could be augmented with explosives.

When we take a cold hard look at the world's inequality and social problems, it might be helpful to alloy our thinking caps with the mettle of ancient Sparta, for she hated the sun just as much as us.

Listen today as Michel de Montaigne, Marcel Proust, and Abraham Lincoln speak on how Civil War reenactors could offer the elixir of wisdom this country (USA) desperately needs to dredge it from the stinky jaws of hate.

There’s just one problem…