Depp Impact

Jenna is joined by Allison Yakulis and Hunter Bush of Hate Watch Great Watch (@hwgw) to talk about a hate watch, but maybe not a great watch, Mordecai! They talk about how Ewan McGregor is the best part of most bad things, the other half of late stage capitalism that is Gwyneth Paltrow, and find nice things to say about the movie's aesthetic. Jenna hates the "barf" noise. There's a lot of "barf" noise in this movie.

Organizations mentioned in this episode:

Hate Watch Great Watch: http://www.moviejawn.com/hate-watch-great-watch

Hate Watch Great Watch's social media: @HWGWpodcast

[email protected]

Jenna's candles: instagram.com/dumpsterfiresforyou

Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin

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Jenna is joined by the legacy, the talented, the effervescent, and the hilariously beautiful Eduardo Delgado (@papi_edu) to talk about a genuinely great film, Rango! They giggle about mariachi owls, chariot chase scenes, and forget to discuss the premiere episode of Rupaul's Drag Race, even though it was in both of their notes to talk about it. Both are impressed by Depp's vocal performance and want more kids moves to be directed toward adults.

Organizations mentioned in this podcasts:

Eduardo's instagram: papito_edu

The Kiki Gallery: https://www.instagram.com/thekikigallery/ 

Dumpster Fires For You: www.instagram.com/dumpsterfiresforyou

Broad Street Ministry: www.broadstreetministry.org/

Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin

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Jenna is joined by comedian, performer, and all around magical human Kevin Lau (@therealkevinlao) to talk about a movie so unmemorable they had to watch it twice, Nick of Time! While not a truly successful film, Kevin and Jenna find nice things to say. They try to remember Christopher Walken's filmography, every small child in the early 90's looks like Mara Wilson, and they try to get to the bottom of when movie stars are just in it for the paycheck.

Organizations mentioned in this podcast:

Kevin's social media: @therealkevinlao

Dumpster Fires For You: @dumpsterfiresforyou on instagram

Broad Street Ministry: broadstreetministry.org

Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin

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Jenna is joined by musician, performer, and TikTok sensation Carleigh Spence (@teenscientist) for a special CHRISTMAS EPISODE about what is widely considered Johnny Depp's worst movie, The Astronaut's Wife! They talk the Pirates of the Caribbean section of Kingdom Hearts II, Charlize Theron's role choices pre-Oscar win, and giggle their way through the bat shit plot of this movie. Jenna continues to hate watching Johnny kiss. Carleigh is a big fan of Charlize's passionate "mirror monologues" and wonders if she had a script or if the filmmakers just said to kind of... talk.

Organizations mentioned in this podcast:

Broad Street Ministry: https://www.broadstreetministry.org/

Carleigh's social media: @teenscientist on TikTok and instagram

Twitter: _teen_scientist

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/join/teenscientist

Awesome Socks: https://awesomesocks.club/?utm_source=tiktok&utm_medium=4f143a8ad5&utm_name=cbdab759c0

The Astronaut's Wife Fan Fiction: https://m.fanfiction.net/u/3465449/

Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin

Jenna's candle company: Instagram: @dumpsterfiresforyou

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Jenna is joined by former ER doctor and current podcast and radio host Joe Lex to talk some history and a very brief Johnny Depp performance in the documentary The Source: The Story of the Beats. They chat Ginsberg, Burroughs, and Jack Kerouac, the history of hip, and Johnny Depp's undisputed lesbian icon status. Joe is a treasure trove of amazing information, so Jenna mostly listens and absorbs the stories. 

Organizations/References in this episode:

Laurel Hill Cemetery: https://thelaurelhillcemetery.org/

All Bones Considered: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/all-bones-considered-laurel-hill-stories/id1504990916

Joe's website: joelex.xyz

Dr. Joe's Groove: https://phillycam.org/listen

Broad street ministry: broadstreetministry.org

Subterranean Homesick Blues music video: https://youtu.be/MGxjIBEZvx0

Jenna's candle company: @dumpsterfiresforyou on instagram.

Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin

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Jenna is joined by actor, writer, comedian, content creator, and #notkenan, RoShawn Briscoe (@itsroshawnb) to talk about one of Johnny's many mobster movies, Black Mass! They talk the real life depravity behind this story, Johnny Depp's blue contact lenses, the difference between Irish and Italian mobsters, and the origins of RoShawn naming Jenna's parent's house the "Kuerzi Garden".

Organizations mentioned in this podcast:

RoShawn's Social Media: @itsroshawnb

RoShawn's website: https://www.roshawnbriscoeofficial.com/

Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin

Broad Street Ministry: https://www.broadstreetministry.org/

Jenna's candle company: instagram.com/dumpsterfiresforyou

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Jenna is joined by comedian, writer, and great person to follow on twitter, Megan Chilastri (@meganissleepy) to talk about the piece of poop that is (not Tim Burton's!) Alice Through the Looking Glass!  We discuss the Monster on The Masked Singer,  Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill, and pretty much everything that isn't Alice Through the Looking Glass. They question who this movie was for and why this story was told. A boat captain Alice, does not a feminist message make.

Organizations mentioned in this podcast:

Megan's social media: @meganissleepy

A Better Life Therapy: https://abetterlifetherapy.com/bipoc-community-therapy-fund?mc_cid=006c71b90f&mc_eid=633d02bd2a

Okra Project: https://www.theokraproject.com/

Survivor Challenge (Jack and Jill): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC1Y0qT9X9Q

Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin

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Jenna is joined by co-creator of MovieJawn, director and writer of the upcoming short Pizzaman, and old sport to all, Rosalie Kicks (@bonjouroldsport) to talk about the Tim Burton cash-grab that is 2010's Alice in Wonderland! Jenna was greatly disappointed in this movie, but at least it kinda looks pretty? Rosalie can now cross this movie off her "Crispin Glover Movies To Watch" List, because believe it or not, he is indeed in this movie. They're tired of FEMINISM MEANS GIRLS DO STUFF TOO narratives and Johnny Depp is barely in this movie, even though he gets top billing. What a life.

Organizations mentioned in this podcast:

MovieJawn Instagram & Twitter: @moviejawn

Website: moviejawn.com

Loveland Foundation: https://thelovelandfoundation.org/

Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin

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Jenna is joined by performer, scenic designer, and jack of all trades Ezra Ali-Dow (@__alidow) to talk the oft forgotten 4th Pirate's movie, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Strange Tides! Ezra accidentally watched the 5th movie and Jenna has to apologize for that. They chat Penelope Cruz, sequel fatigue, and what it must be like to earn 56 million dollars for a movie. Johnny Depp earned 56. Million. Dollars. For. This. Movie. Let that sink in.

Organizations mentioned in this podcast:

Ezra's social media: @__alidow

Mama Tee Fridge: @mamateefridge

Okra Project: https://www.theokraproject.com/

Triple Bottom Brewery: https://triplebottombrewing.com/

Jenna's social media: @lessthanamuffin

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