Derailed

Three short kings talk about scaring trick or treaters, bleacher coaches, peeing in the corner, getting unfriended on Facebook, Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies, Superman, and frozen freeze-dried skittles. Plus, Brad's Traffic Report and a special Top 5 list from Nick.

Three hopeless romantics celebrate a huge milestone with episode 51! They remember a time when Nick's gas ruined Halloween, then talk about tales from working at a haunt, being bad teammates, Mellencamp vs The Clash, glazing, an unacknowledged bit, and the Top 5 NBA players of all time.

Three non-playable characters discuss the correct way to eat a 40th birthday dinner, masculine insecurities dictating punctuation, proper drive-thru behavior, acting drunk, eggs on burgers, how to kill a fly with your bare hands, another anonymous friend story, saying embarrassing things to your mom in your sleep, show topics recommended by ChatGPT, the Top 5 List of moments that make beer better, plus a special shoutout to Steve Bridges.

Three sore losers engage in lively conversation about the fun they had at the local haunt, and celebrating Nick's 40th with a murder mystery party over the weekend. Then some corrections are made from last week's episode, followed Taylor Swift, paying it backwards, favorite rap lyrics in spoken word, pronouncing GIF, Black Rabbit, poop diapers in parking lots, pressing Halloween buttons, plus the Top 5 list of kitchen gadgets.

Three heartless bastards talk about cooking savory smores at bomfires, uncover an interesting origin story, tell some anonymous funny stories about their friends, discuss flammable cheese, the show COPS, least talented musical artists they love, actors born for their roles, try reluctant freestyle rap, and recall a story about just saying NO to a cigarette. Plus, the official Top 5 List of months.

Three legends of stage and screen tackle the topics of unhoused guitar players, reheating leftover pizza, accidental inventions, bands they like with members they dislike, clean comedy, and Tulsa King. Also, they recount a horrible bicycle accident that left 2 children covered in tar. They discuss how the original MySpace needs to make a comeback. And a game of Real or Fake with rapper names.

Three horrified onlookers ponder other words for stones and dongs, solve a week old mystery, share a trick to help you sleep, recall a job site bullying incident, find an unlikely villain in a service animal conversation, plus Michelin stars and dripping sunscreen.

Three full-grown adults celebrate the 1st birthday of the podcast by taking a look back at some of the best parts from the past year, and reflect on what life was like back when the show first began. Then they talk about some of their earliest life memories, 3I/Atlas alien invasion, people who use the Hard C word, skinny fat, monster ballads, dream foxes, and whether or not vocalists are real musicians. Plus, a special birthday-themed double Top 5!

Three chipper chaps chat about pickles having a moment, the right and wrong time for karaoke, how Nick knows he's a bad person, alternate universes, VPNs, your boy Wackson 22, Druski, and Nick's bad back. Also, knowledge is tested with a slang abbreviation test. Taste is tested with a peanut butter cup taste test. And the official list of Top 5 digits on your hand.

Three proper lads chat passionately about working at a funeral home, Will Smith's AI audience, AI taking drive-thru orders, cow tubes, getting bamboozled by chicken thighs, WWE getting way too greedy, dong hands, and then try to shoutout every listener by name. Plus, choosing between getting transported 100 years into the past or into the future. They also ask if people are still saying words that were popular in their younger days. And of course, a Top 5.