Three contemporaries give their respective top 5 Halloween candy lists. After which, a contentious debate ensues over who IS Halloween. A much anticipated taste test involving strange childhood delicacies occurs as the hosts sample both cold, sliced hotdogs dipped in ketchup, as well as an impoverished favorite, graham cracker and sliced cheese sandwiches. Additionally, Nick tells a fart story.

It's Nick's Birthday! We talk about what it's like to work at a haunted house. Big porcelain gets called out for poor urinal design. A heated debate takes place over what's a worse snack, cold hot dogs sliced thin and dipped in ketchup, or graham cracker and cheese sandwiches. People who wear sunglasses indoors get judged. And Cyber Trucks look like something from Nintendo 64.

These guys transition seamlessly through conversations ranging from crazy concert experiences, 90s movies that are still good, Nick's hatred of sweet innocent children, and social media pet peaves.

Eric, Nick, and Brad spend way too much time talking about grocery stores, identify their favorite Sublime song, unveil live reads from new sponsors, talk about their favorite TikTok creators, and help Nick unpack some lingering issues from the 2020 quarantine.