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Join your host[s] as they describe the Reese Witherspoon starring 1996 film, FREEWAY! Describe Fear! Describe a 24 year old Keifer! Describe Freeway! I gotta tell ya, this flick is almost as good as FEAR, but it's not FEAR. Only FEAR is FEAR. Freeway is a damn good film though. Keep on being the best year of cinema, 1996, you charmer.

This week's episode of DescribeFEAR features music by Jake Smith & the nyc all stars. Check out their Bandcamp page, whatever that is. We don't have that in '96, although I did attend real band camp as a youngster. I played trombone, you see, but I digress. Check out Jake Smith & the nyc all star's crummy music here: https://jakesmithandthenycallstars.bandcamp.com/track/is-this-that-all-there-is

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Special guest, Paul A. Brooks, joins your hosts through a poorly thought out plot device in which he, being in the year 2002, describes the film FeardotCom to your hosts, who as you know, are in the best year of cinema, 1996. Some sort of fissure in World Wide Web or a faulty AIM connection perhaps. Regardless, the hosts were delighted to discuss, dissect, and describe a Fear-based flick with Mr. Brooks. DescribeFEAR!

This episode of DescribeFEAR features the song Ice 'n Cheese by Paul's rap group, Midwest Killaz, which can be possibly found on the 2002 release, Free Music Sampler!, along with central Illinois rockers The Amazing Killowatts, and some ketchup guy's musical outlet, Dradle of Filth.

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Join your hosts this week as they describe some of the new television shows coming out this year! 

Pilot is simply reserved for airplanes (airships), ships, spaceships and so on: pilot — a person who steers a ship. A more modern complication is what you call controlling a vehicle without being present: You drive an RC car.

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The use of rock has had a huge impact on the cultural and technological development of the human race. Rock has been used by humans and other hominids for at least 2.5 million years. Lithic technology marks some of the oldest and continuously used technologies. The mining of rock for its metal content has been one of the most important factors of human advancement, and has progressed at different rates in different places, in part because of the kind of metals available from the rock of a region. We watched 1996's THE ROCK and now we're describing it to you. 

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In memory of Sean Connery.

Join your hosts as they continue on their quest to bring you the best films of this year, 1996, the best year of cinema! On today's spooky episode, we're describing the 1996 Ben Stiller-directed horror flick, The Cable Guy! Oh Billy, is this a spooky episode! DescribeFEAR!

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"IT SCRAPES!"

         - your host

Join your hosts as they continue on their quest to bring you the best films of this year, 1996, the best year of cinema! On today's thrilling episode, it's the Anna Nicole Smith porn parody of Die Hard, Skyscraper. Safely install your Officially Licensed DescribeFEAR x AnnaNicoleSmith Strap-On (with optional carabiner and squeegee attachments) because this truly SCRAPES! 

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Celebrate the 50th episode of DescribeFEAR with us, your hosts! 

Calls from friends and fans of the show!

Special guests!

A remixed theme song by JAKE SMITH & the nyc all stars!

FEAR50!!!

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She feigns an attempt to kiss him, but instead leans away, annoying him. She then punches him and shoves him out of the car, leaving him in the dust. She begins a phase of rebellion and individuality and gets a navel piercing, which has largely been credited as introducing navel piercing to mainstream culture.

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Your friends at Little Headbutt Productions are proud to present the premiere episode of Angry Creatures Are Below. Co-created with Chris Arneson and Michael J. Hayes, Angry Creatures Are Below tells the tale as old as time of a precocious police officer forced into a job that definitely does not rule ass.

DescribeFEAR '96 will return next week with an all new episode chock full of film, fantasy, and fear.

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