DesertRatz

Grant is officially back and moved in and boy does he already have tales to tell, most importantly his new couch built by guess. Zach and Grant also discuss how to defeat racism, Grant gets a scam compliment sandwich and the Ratz play a little game to end it. Sit back in your cloud couch dupe and ENJOY RATZ!!

Ratz its been too long since we've had a new Rat on the show, luckily Camren Frisk is back and he got local legend Dillon Harmon to join. Childhood pets, video games, life lessons and homeless people not car jacking someone and more!! Sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!

Ratz the day has FINALLY arrived, Grant is back and IN PERSON!!! You know he brought the ambassador via phone to celebrate and how did we celebrate well only by talking about Grant's harrowing Japan poops and Zach's journey to healing his inner child. You know the usual stuff so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!

RATZ!!! Now more than ever we need all 12 of you still here to please donate or at least share the GoFundMe for Jerry Butler, the OG, Zach's Scorsese, the teacher who started it all, Zach's high school film teacher and personal hero. You'll get to here the full origin story and more but please share this link first https://gofund.me/fdbdbb65

AND ENJOY RATZ!!!

Discoveries have been made on this episode. Grant finally comes out and admits he's got no inner monologue!! Crazy right that he DOESNT have a voice in his head? Well luckily Zach has plenty and they are all fighting to give hot takes on Squid Games season 2 with Grant so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!!!

Our grandfathers fought and defeated the third reich and now all these years later we have to deal with the rise of the turd reich. Zach and Grant react to YET ANOTHER TIME SOMEONE IN TRUMPS CIRCLE HAS DONE SOME NAZI STUFF!!! They also have a grand old time discussing their newest brain rotting obsessions, Grants phone game and Zach's screaming Megatron video. Buckle up, grab some cheese, get ready to fight a fascist and ENJOY RATZ!!!!!

Who would've thought that the answer to all our problems, health care, wild fires, class disparity and racial issues would be to buy Canada and Greenland! According to ,two time God Emperor, Donald Trump its as easy as 1 trade deal..... Or else. Its not all doom and gloom Zach and Grant cover more fun parent stories and pointless what if scenarios. ENJOY RATZ!!!!

Pulling of toe nails, laying dawn the law of the sky or moving with broken bones our moms would devastate your moms in a battle. Don't believe us then I guess you'll have to hate listen along as we prove you wrong. Along the way you might get some giggles or learn a new conspiracy either way sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!

The first DesertRatz new years Grant became clairvoyant and predicated a meteorite down to its location, slightly. The next year Zach veeeeeeeery loosely ballparked that whole Luigi excitement, practically ESP. So for this years new years episode you might wanna tell your friends to tune in you never know maybe Zachs call about Jan 15 comes true, Lakers fans place your bets and ENJOY RATZ HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

Merry Christmas Ratz!!! Due to holiday plans the episode was recorded a week early so in case aliens start the invasion between now and then that's why we are so cavalier about it. Its time to celebrate capitalism while feigning charity, get cozy with loved ones and spend a day where the end of the world is put on pause. Lets unwind, de-escalate, laugh and ENJOY RATZ!!!