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Grant has more tales to tell about his trip to Japan including his harrowing in hindsight escape from South Korea. We also have our report card to read and the results will probably confuse you too, apparently parents love us and we were huge in 4 mystery countries. Stick around for more crazy stories, stupid jokes and some early Christmas spirit. ENJOY RATZ!!!

Back from Japan just in time to have the perfect alibi Grant Becker is officially back!!! In case you missed it a nice Italian man named Luigi threw Grant an epic coming home party that we talk all about including an even deeper dive into Grants Japanese Journey and how he is 4 tattoos closer to joining the Yakuza. Bow Down and ENJOY RATZ!!!!

In the future your children will find "that one Halloween pic you posted on Instagram then immediately deleted" and bully you for it or at least thats what our guest and friend of the show Camren Frisk is worried about!! But have no fear Ratz because we don't just roast our dads we also talk about "those" Germans and Camren's rising comedy career in Austin so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving to our American Rats the two hosts included and in the tradition of turkey miracles or at least seeing friends and family on Thanksgiving and forcing them to tell you EVERYTHING it brings this Rat and friend great pleasure to welcome back GRANT BECKER!!!! You know him and love him and he's here to tell you everything about his Japan trip!!! Sit back, grab your left overs and ENJOY RATZ!!!!

I hope none of you hated the last solo episode because its time for round two!!! Zach had some guest troubles but have no fear all of his personalities Italian or otherwise came out to play. Its another episode chock full of the life stories of an idiot, the ambassador calls in, zachs teacher might be his time travelling girlfriend and SO MUCH MORE!!!! ENJOY RATZ!!!

Serious note for those that actually read these I promise the pod isn't losing steam don't let the solo episodes worry you or lack of guests literally nothing could stop this train. I'm getting a handle on school and managing my time better, trust me when I say there will be a day when you forget the Desert Ratz used to only be a podcast. Stick around you won't want to miss it.

Ratz its the day of praise for the for the people who swear they hate thank yous but keep writing tell all books about ''their service'' to get made into a blockbuster, its Veterans Day!!! Zach, much like the vast majority of Vets, is all alone this Veterans day. THE FIRST SOLO EPISODE!!! But fear not because either the schizophrenia finally took hold or Zach's Uncle John of the fabled Star Wars Room did actually call in to tell us all about it. I guess you'll just have to listen and ENJOY RATZ!!!

!!READ THE WARNING AT THE BOTTOM!!

This election is all about one thing, more of the same so in celebration of that I present to you Ratz Zach's brother Andy Perkins!!!!! Just like his younger brother in every way except funnier and a "real vet." Join them as they debate the real issues in our country, Tom Clancy politics, Lord of The Rings black dwarves and one of the brothers shares real army stories. ENJOY RATZ

!! First hand account descriptions of combat/war. Not sugar coated, not censored, its real. Fair warning now if you are not a person comfortable with subject matter based in reality and not Hollywood !!

ALL HALLOWS EVE WAS.... yesterday but we got show favorite and friend Cade McCoy back to celebrate a little to late and reminisce about past and future Halloweens. Lets rank ways to get diabetes, talk about what David Goggins house is like on nights like these and just general insane ramblings. Lets get spooooooooky and ENJOY RATZ!!!!

Special thanks to my good friend Meagan Mooney for providing the amazing (vegan) vocals in the very special outro you should absolutely stick around for!!!!

We got Camren Frisk back on the pod and no Zach is not puppeting his body and pumping his lungs to make Camren look like he's talking, not that any of you would be able to tell. Enjoy Camren's deep dive into his tortured artist psyche, Zach walk a fine line at a skatepark and more tales of childhood trauma. ENJOY RATZ!!!

No he's not just some homeless guy who sleeps right outside my door its my brother from another Rat mother, please God, Billy Marlow!!! Normally id add his insta handle buuuuut he doesn't have one so instead ill add his twitch link twitch.tv/somerandoman . Thats right we got a streamer Ratz but were aren't here for those stories we are here for the stories that make the streamer and all the embarrassing shit Billy has on Zach. ENJOY RATZ!!!