DesertRatz

Still recovering from the almost JFK sequel, Zach, Grant and returning fan favorite guest Cade McCoy talk crazy coping conspiracies, embarrassing childhood memories and why the hell Grant knows so much about Chinese A.I. Dogs. Get ready for the mind melt and ENJOY RATZ!!!!

The wheels on the bus may go round and round but whose driving them? One wrong turn and your kids bus driver might take them to listen to theDeserRatz podcast, or maybe take them to a neighbors house just to have "company" over like its 2005. At least they didn't get their brain melted by a wizard like Grant did recently. Either way sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!!

The 2024 history text book is gonna be worth the read and its only July. There's not much I can say other than of course we covered Trump dodging his most literal bullet. Sit back and get ready to heal through laughter ENJOY RATZ!!!

ONE HUNDRED EPISODES!!!!! We actually made it all of us, just in time to see it crumble down. That's right it had to happen eventually, Cancelled!! Or at least that's what a couple of robots think. Thank you for listening for this long, here's to one hundred more so sit back and ENJOY RATZ!!!

Grant is enjoying a 4th of July vacation so we got Cade McCoy back in the building so you know its time for really tight rope walking the line, combing starwars with real world issues and shitting on the government. Pretty rock and roll episode so strap in and ENJOY RATZ!!!

Get ready for an all new twist on a classic snack, intro-deucing the all new Pringles flavor "Poopy as Charged" brought to you by our good friends called "lawyers." Later on check out Grants out of nowhere perfect Steve O impression, Zach honest to Rat Jesus got a contact whippets high its so spot on. ENJOY RATZ!!!

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you let two overly talkative children have a conversation with zero adult supervision, you get this episode. Minecraft, a fan favorite favorite fan becomes the ambassador of ghosts, and a lot of sentences that should have never been formed are spoken out loud. ENJOY RATZ!!!!!!

More than likely we are all cannibals according to the FDA, but we never listen to the government and neither does Adobe. Thats right we blow the case wide open on how Adobe plans to steal artwork from people who can't even beg their moms to buy it. Find out the truth, a quick review of Furiosa and Gordon Ramsey's calf recipe. ENJOY RATZ!!!

ITS FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GET RRRRRRRRRREADY FOR AN EXPERIENCE UNLIKE ANY IN THE UNIVERSE!!! WE'VE GOT EVEL KNIEVEL HITTING HIS BALLS, ANESTESIA NIGHTMARES, PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST BETTER THAN YOU, AAAAAAND ZACH PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO SAY THE WORD ANESTEESIA!!!!!! ENJOY RATZ!!!!

The Becker family business grows and the invasive rats from Norway dwindle but not all is well within the family. Brother versus brother, rat versus shovel, will the September 11th terrorist attacks be a level in an up coming world famous FPS franchise....... Tune in and find out and enjoy RATZ!!!