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Different strokes for different Ratz. Ropes slapping your nuts, screaming at hikers to clear your head or even thinking of ways you'd cause then survive a plane crash, whatever you're into this episode has it. So grab the lotion or go in dry and enjoy RATZ!!

Bring out your best pomp and cirCUMstance because folks its TIME!!!! Welcome to the show the newly graduated GRANT BECKER!!!!! That’s right the wait is over he is finally done with college and kicked its damn ass in the process. Get ready to hear the whole tale and some extra side stories along the way. So sit back, ready those celebratory artillery cannons and enjoy RATZ!!!!

Ratz this week as you all know Grant is graduating from college so clap those dirty little paws together for our boy!!!! So while he's out I grabbed a great friend of mine since childhood Josh Reidhead but that’s Mr. Reidhead to all of you. That’s right, welcome to class Ratz I hope you did your homework because the teacher is in. If you didn’t study your STAR WARS , Zach’s childhood trivia or Samurai well you better buckle up because its test time ENJOY RATZ!!!!

ALLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOARD!!!!! Its a one way way ticket to Grants final college neon show and its packed with coke, turtles on their hind legs, the boot of the state on the neck of a train conductor and Zach doing an impression he probably isn't allowed to, probably. Enjoy Ratz!!!!

College finals strike again as Grant is taken away by adult obligations to not fail and shit. So in his place returning to grace us with his glowing comedic presence its Justin Kirshner. Of course we talk star wars, career ending impressions, Greys anatomy, and our hot takes about global politics. Strap in and enjoy RATZ!!!

Ratz there are certain truths in the universe. Like the truth of "something has to be the biggest one" and I know what you're thinking and yes the next hour and a half is exactly that. The biggest dicks on the biggest animals. Its a whale of a time. ENJOY RATZ!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANT!!!! Or at least it should've been if it hadn't been for that price of shit asshole who defiled the ratmobile. Whose excited to hear all about the eclipse Zach saw!? Well tough nipples because God hates Zach and he stole the eclipse from him. Its not all gloom, Zach and Grant learn how to cope with trauma by reminiscing about the good ol boy scout days and if its really possible to tip a cow. ENJOY RATZ!!!!

Its time to talk pranks, Zach getting hit by a car, Grant drawing naked people and most importantly learn all we can about this weeks guest Logan O'Niell. A modern day renaissance man, a photographer, D&D dungeon master, college student and he hosts his own show at blazeradioonline.com called "In This Movie" every Wednesday at 8 am MST. Sit back relax and enjoy RATZ!!

Grant has returned!!! Back from conquering mid terms, multiple art exhibits, the entire city of Austin and acquiring a new rat mobile. Grant is here to regail us with his incredible journey full of wonder, homeless people and a car that has it all. Enjoy Ratz!!!

Ratz welcome back!! Grant has been showing off his amazing art exhibition, you'll hear about that from the mullets mouth soon, so while he's out Allie Tippets ( @tippetstattoos) tattoo artist extraordinaire returns to tell us all about how she is the chosen one of the tattoo world. You can catch Allie at the Grand Canyon State Tattoo Convention May 3,4,5 at the Phoenix Shrine Auditorium. Enjoy Ratz!!