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We haven't seen you since last year Ratz! Lets talk about the new year, new you and same old Ratz. Get your predictions ready and prepare yourself for whatever crazy apocryphal predictions Grant makes this time, Enjoy Ratz!!

Welcome back from Christmas and welcome back local Arizona comedian Justin Kirshner as todays guest. Grant is still on his vacation so Justin filled in as the uncle you refused to talk to at the Christmas dinner table. So sit back and enjoy all the topics you managed to avoid during the holidays and enjoy RATZ!!

Its Christmas time in the desert and your Ratz are here to roast it and toast it. Join us as we open gifts, talk shit on Ol' Saint Nick and compare Grants hallmark movie Christmas's with Zach's Tim Burton directed Nightmares. Its the season of giving Ratz so why don't you give us your ears and we will give you a good ass time. ENJOY RATZ AND MERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CELEBRATE!!

Four Hundred Fifty Six people entered the gauntlet of Squid and now two remain. The finale for Squid Game: The Challenge Reality Game Show is here and we couldn't be more...... FUCKING BUMMED!? In this extra special episode Zach, Grant and special guest Cade Richards have all joined forces to give you the most detailed and deconstructed review of the Finale and entire show. So join us as we send off Squid Game the only way we know how by roasting the shit out of it. ENJOY RATZ!!!

Grant has returned from the hardships of higher education just in time to also lose his mind over Squid Game The Challenge. Now that we are both completely obsessed with the show and now members of the Gganbu Gang its time to take the deepest of dives into what some are calling "a show that like literally tortures people." Sit back, relax, get ready to betray your mom, and never forget what happened on the glass bridge!!! ENJOY RATZ!!

RATZ!!! Grant is still out so he can not fail college, so friend of the show and now with a last name Cade Richards joins the pod to talk shit with me about the show nobody is watching, "Squid Game: The Challenge, Reality Show.'' I swear to god that's the actual name. So if you loved the original show but hate that Netflix ripped off a guy who ripped them off first then listen to this and live vicariously through two guys who literally have nothing better to do. So grab your Dolgana and a good friend to fuck over as Cade and I rip apart the first 5 episodes of the best worst cash grab since the Iraq War. ENJOY RATZ!!!

Its that time of year again where Grant tests his knowledge and sees if all that money was used well at college. Thats right its finals which means no Grant for a few episodes. However, I have other ratz stopping by to fill in. The First Rat is my sister Catelyn Perkins!!! Aside from being the 2nd funniest person named Perkins she is also a yoga instructor. Her business Yoga On A Roll is for those who want to fit in a session into their busy schedules. Yoga hikes, Sip n Stretches and just relaxing in parks. Find out more on their Instagram @Yogaonaroll

An episode chockfull of good ass bits and gripping ass stories. Men get trapped in caves and Zach gets trapped in his house. Gran the popcorn and the spelunking ropes and enjoy RATZ!!!

Grant got in touch with his hairs heritage and photographed a Nascar race, a caller that welds in his off time and yells at women all the other times and finally formula one in the city of sin. All this and more on this episode enjoy Ratz!!

Its that time of year where all the women with daddy issues dress the part and all the men with mommy issues start a real life true crime documentary, HALLOWEEN BABY!!! Steal some candy from your least favorite child, turn up the volume and get cozy for this Halloween special full of jokes, parents trying to kill their kids, and how space wants to murder you. ENJOY RATZ!!