DesertRatz

Ratz, we're back with a special guest, WILLS BRINTON. This is an epsiode you don't want to miss, this man is the lead guitarist of the band, Practically People. Listen to how Will and his band members worked their butts off to get to where they are now. Enjoy!!!

Now we enter the 60's as we continue the trip down the decades. Kennedy gets domed in more than one way and maybe a moon landing happened. So much to talk about on top of a great survival story of man VS ocean VS surfboard. Enjoy RATZ!

Ratz we've started a new journey of ripping apart each decade starting with the wife beating 50's. Get ready to be pissed off at boomers for destroying this country and pissed at Gen Z for making sure it stays destroyed. ENJOY RATZ!!!

The former honorable Judge Morgan Freeman took a demotion to become our lawyer while Grant talks about his run in with nudists. An episode full of dick, ass, bad impressions and fanny packs. Join us and enjoy RATZ!!

Sports are gay. Not that being gay is bad at all, its just gay to spend billions of dollars to watch full grown men play games meant for children and then beat your wife because your team of big strong men got pounded by another team of big strong men.... Ya know? Any way listen to two of the coolest nerds you know talk about why adult sports should be banned and all the ways we got rejected growing up. Its a painfully fun one this episode so enjoy it RATZ!

So many topics in so little time. We have been on a roll with super long episodes lately so here's a short but impressive episode that tackles everything from real life orphans to whacky drug trips at electronic concerts. Of course we still add in a healthy dose of conspiracy theories to clown on because this is the Desert Ratz after all. ENJOY RATZ !!!

In the spirit of never forgetting we bring you an episode full of laughter, shock, horror, acceptance and then more laughter much like a particular Tuesday morning 22 years ago. The best way to move on from pain is laughter and this episode will bring you pain from laughing to hard. Sit back, fasten your seat belts and do what the man with the box cutter tells you, ENJOY RATZ!!

RATZ! This episode we welcome back to the podcast Justin Kirshner. Justin is still a local AZ comic and giant fucking star wars nerd. He is also our first guest that got to take calls with us. So please sit back and enjoy more brain liquifying "art" and tell your "friends" about us.

Justin's IG: @justin_kirshner

Just another classic episode of the Ratz saying the most stupid shit ever to be uddered by another human. So turn up the volume, turn off your brain and enjoy RATZ!

Ratz, since we first started accepting call ins you blew us away and some of you still continue to. We thank you for that, however, some of you have still required more convincing so Grant and I have had it. The phone works both ways we discovered and this episode we decided to do just that. A new age of the podcast has begun, the age of us calling you when you least want a phone call. So prepare for a new future, pick up the FUCKING phone when we call and most importantly ENJOY RATZ!!