DesertRatz

Welcome back once again to the Ratz nest. Grant and I take a plunge into history so deep it will make your mom re think her marriage. But thats not all, if you missed the shit stories well are you in for a very shitty treat because they are back in full asshole tearing force. Grab your anti depressants and cover your mom ears but most of all, ENJOY YOU RAT BASTARDZ!!

The one and only Grant Becker is back from his Panamanian vacatianian (vay-kay-she-a-knee-an) !!! Ratz we are whole once again and Grant is here to regail us with his tales of the people down so far south they are in the middle of the center right next to a gap and a canal. So get your recreational sedatives ready and enjoy Ratz

Fellow Ratz instead of a long description no one reads ill say this, I decided to hit the fast forward button on the progress of this podcast in terms of fame and guest caliber. If you enjoy getting to hear these very real and human guest that I was absolutely able to secure in a normal way then please seriously email us at [email protected] because if you all like this then maybe I will then more amazing "guests" will be on this show. Anyway enjoy, laugh and get comfy for this new episode. Enjoy Ratz

My beloved Ratz, your co host Grant is on vacation getting his software updated for his Robot AI to be able to fuck. So you know what that means, ZACH GETS TO TALK ABOUT NERD SHIT FOR 3 FUCKING HOURS AGAIN!!! Justin Kirshner a local AZ comic, host of the Say When Open Mic and all around nerdy funny asshole makes him perfect to be a guest Rat for todays episode. So sit back, grab some snacks and lock your kids in the basement so they stop bugging you during your, "special alone time," because its time to listen to a couple of white comedians talk about robots, art and why star wars is so gay its cool. Enjoy Ratz

Well, the transition was a success. Here I am as GrantBot speaking to you listeners post op. It was a long and arduous process, I know, but I have finally returned. I am glad that the world did not fall apart on my hiatus nor did Zach unalive himself. Anyways, crack one open and sit down to enjoy this latest episode of DesertRatz. Prepare to get brain dead because that's what's coming. If you'd like to complain about the audio, description length, episode length or why you didn't get picked to be on the show then email us your complaints at [email protected].

Welcome back Ratz to another episode missing Grant. Have no fear he will be back very soon, his transition into being an AI is almost finished. Its a little terrifying how powerful he's become. Not to worry though because in his place we have an amazing artist and friend of mine and this podcasts FIRST FEMALE GUEST, Allie Tippets!!!! She can draw, design and create some of the wildest art you've ever seen and she can give you a tattoo of any deranged idea you have which makes her the perfect guest. So enjoy this episode that proves we here at the DesertRatz podcast are no longer sexist, so have some laughs, get a tattoo and enjoy fellow Ratz

Thats strange I thought I heard a robot version grant while editing this episode

First off THE AUDIO IS FUCKED IN THE FIRST HOUR. Id explain why but that happens in the episode so listen to it.

Now thats out of the way, we here at DesertRatz have officially made it. We climbed to the mountain top and have seen the view and boy does it look good staring down on all of you. YES THATS RIGHT!!! We have finally exploited a fan. Please welcome long time OG Rat not just from the audience but from my life, my actual childhood friend Dustin Swanty. While Grant is continuing his brave and metallic transition Dustin joins me to roast him further and talk about growing up and both making the dumbass choice to join the army. This EP is long so the description will be too. If you'd like to complain about the audio, description length, episode length or why you didn't get picked to be on the show then email us your complaints at [email protected]. Enjoy Ratz

The Ratz are back, well sort of. Grant is gone on his journey of self discovery and transitioning into being a computer. So I called back honorary Rat and friend of the show Cade "the unnamed." Come along as we take a deep dive into the parts of our brains that should have been labotomized and before your brain gets erased email us at [email protected] so we can answer all your brain dead questions. Enjoy fellow Ratz

Farts? These guys are still talking about farts? Yeah we are. Fart jokes have been around for centuries. In fact, they were the first joke. So how about that. We are just keeping with history. And you can too, by listening to DesertRatz. Soon, this podcast will be seen in history books. Would you like your name to be in a history book along side us? Email us now @ [email protected] Don't wait, email us today!

Happy Easter Ratz! Enjoy this episode where we talk about the emails we have received from our fans. Also prepare to listen as Grant exhibits sleep narcolepsy in the middle of an episode. Does he need to visit a professional. Is he okay? Find out, on this episode. Can you help him? Email us, [email protected] Don't hesitate, do it now.