DesertRatz

Today's episode is truly a special one as it features some extremely popular celebrities including Dave Portnoy, Morgan Freeman, and many more. Hear how Dave spends his time when he's not reviewing just pizza. Not only that but we also speak on the dangers of an electric sander. This episode is crucial to listen to because it has been cleared by 9/11 doctors as being the sole cure to mental illness. If you would like to be "normal" again, listen to DesertRatz.

Why does everyone just accept the fact that the pyramids were just a simple landmark and nothing else? Ever wonder how in the world the 5 ton stones got from a quarry hundreds of miles away to the pyramids? They didn't even have wheels or robots back then. On this episode, listen in as two mentally ill white men try to discuss how these marvels came to be. Got a theory on them? Email us, [email protected] Don't hesitate, do it now.

Jesus Christ, another episode on AI? Yep, this shit is actually mind-blowing how powerful it is becoming and today we talk about real world uses and how scary its potential could become. Just wait til your entire house is AI, AI sinks, AI fridge, AI toilet? And it's all just down the road. Want to hear us talk more about AI? Want to hear us talk about something else? EMAIL US, SIMPLE, [email protected] really not too hard to fire off a single email. We read every one. So get on it. Let us know whatever is on your mind.

We made it to 30 episodes Ratz. Thanks for the support we couldn't have done it without yall. Today we talk a bit about the adventure we took down to San Diego for the weekend. Listen to find out what the rats do when they aren't too busy being podcasters. Relax and vibe out to this chill episode. Best enjoyed with snacks. Also, the amount of time it has been since someone has emailed us is quite ridiculous. If you sit here and read this description but never email us. You are a major hypocrite. Anyway, here's the email [email protected] DON'T BE AFRAID TO EMAIL US

Strap in and buckle your seatbelts because this podcast takes a wild ride from front to back. Be prepared for some very strong opinions because Zach and I sort of get into our first heated argument. Bears, Gorillas, Silverfish, Orgies, trust me, you don't want to miss this one. And we want to hear your takes on this. So. Email us. [email protected] it doesn't take more than a few minutes to write out your thoughts. And send it away. Literally anything on your mind. We'll read it. Send your grocery list for fucks sake!

Welcome back friends, family, creatures. It's good to be back providing the world with some great new ideas. How could they possibly be new ideas? See, together, the both of us actually create an IQ that is negative which leads to some of the most outlandish thoughts possible. If you have your doubts, listen on. Special shout-out to Kevin who has brought us some brilliant suggestions to make this episode sound unbelievably crisp. And if you're still reading this, and you have ANYTHING to fuckin tell us, email [email protected] and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything.

Four Score and Seven Years ago, the world had not even been introduced to the DesertRatz yet. Now, they have grown quite a large following that listens to each and every episode. Tune in today to find out more about the latest weather balloon fiasco and how the government will solve it. Oh, and if you have ANYTHING to fuckin tell us, email [email protected] and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything.

Holy shit these guys still are making that podcast? I really thought they would have ran out of steam by now. Nope, 6 months in and full steam ahead. We aren't stopping for nothing, Ratz. So keep on listening. We got big things in store for this year. Oh, and if you have ANYTHING to fuckin tell us, email [email protected] and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything.

Sup Ratz! 25 episodes! Quite a landmark, if I do say so myself. This episode is quite a doozy so make sure you are equipped with some protection for your dome. We don't need any casualties. As per usual, make sure you're looking up and watching out for any potential meteors. Light up something nice and listen to why Zach and I are buying a bunker. Oh, and if you have ANYTHING to fuckin tell us, email [email protected] and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything.

Good morning Ratz. You're probably reading this thinking, what the fuck, it's not Friday. Wait it's not Wednesday. Seriously, it's Sunday. Yep, too bad, listen to some calm and soothing DesertRatz and enjoy yourself. We haven't sold out and left ya just yet. Looks like you're stuck with us. Also if you're still reading this, email us, yes right now, [email protected] GO NOW, EMAIL US. Seriously, send us a fuckin email, we will read it, stop being a ghost listener. What the fuck Billy. Where is your email motherfucker?!?