DesertRatz

Welcome back Rizzers and Rizzas! DesertRatz podcast is heating up this January as we begin to discuss one of the most enveloping concepts of all time, "Rizz". Learn about the many uses for it and how it can be adapted. Oh, and if you have anything to fuckin tell us, email [email protected] and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything.

On today's episode of DesertRatz, one of you fuckers finally emailed us. Yes, the email that we have been talking about the last 7 episodes. It took one of you 2 months to send us a shitpost. Hopefully now more of you decide to come out of hiding and tell us anything on your mind. Bring the hate, the excitement, the pogchamps, the violence, whatever your heart desires to us at [email protected] | No more custom buttons will be made but still feel free to reach out because we will read it. If you'd like to remain anonymous, tell us otherwise we will read your name. and the email, incase you didn't see it, is [email protected]

Welcome to the first Desert Ratz pod of 2023. On this episode, Zach talks with guest Christopher Hashem-Williams, a popular stand-up comedian and gameshow host. This episode pairs best with a bedazzled butt plug tickling your prostate and a tall glass of Pino Grigio. Oh, and if you have ANYTHING to fuckin tell us, email [email protected] and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything. Seriously, the first person to send an email to us will get a custom made button shipped to you for free. FREE. DESERT. RATZ. EXCLUSIVE. and the email, incase you didn't see it, is [email protected]

Happy New Year rats! Thank you for choosing to start off 2023 with the two of us fuck-heads. We look forward to what the new year will bring the podcast. Oh, and if you have ANYTHING to fuckin tell us, email [email protected] and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything. Seriously, the first person to send an email to us will get a custom made button shipped to you for free. FREE. DESERT. RATZ. EXCLUSIVE. and the email, incase you didn't see it, is [email protected]

Ho Ho Ho Merrrrrrry Christmas. Zip back up your pants fellas, I know the two of us are quite attractive and this might be your first time seeing us. In fact, following this photo, Grant took Mrs. Claus back to the sleigh and proceeded to spread Christmas cheer for all to hear. Technically you could now call him Father Christmas. Enjoy the episode Rats, thanks for listening and have a great holiday. Oh, and if you have anything to fuckin tell us, email [email protected] and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything

A shit within a rat within a dream? Listen to this episode to find out about the crazy dreams Grant has been having and how Zach refuses to microchip his brain. This episode will surely blow your mind. Oh, and if you have anything to fuckin tell us, email [email protected] and we'll read it and talk about it. Literally. Anything

Writing the description for this episode is like writing a book report on a book you didn't read. Well Mrs. Liberty you see, Zach and Cade had great views on comedy and depression. I would love to choose a favorite part but this podcast had so many, it truly is hard to choose. Pour one out for your boy, he has had a rough week. But do not fear, he will be back soon. If you have anything to fuckin tell us, email [email protected] and we'll read it and talk about it.

Thank god it's December. I can finally touch my cock. The weigh in results will be up for next episode. Until now, stay tuned and listen as the Ratz talk about the phenomenon that is No Nut November. A very sacred meme that has turned into the most ultimate challenge for horndogs around the world. If you have anything to fuckin tell us, email [email protected] and we'll read it and talk about it.

Welcome fellow rats to Episode 15 of the pod. This episode made me go brain dead while recording it so be prepared for the possibly the same effect. Best enjoyed while strung out on a substance of your choice. Enjoy.

Welcome Rats. Ready to find out about how Elon verified and touched a rat. Find out on today's episode with Phoenix comedian Patryc! Find him on Instagram via @patryc.m - If you are in the PHX area, join us for the After Dark house show put on by him on November 26th at 7pm. More info can be found on his page. We also have an email address so send us jokes, questions, topics, comments, concerts, risqué photos, whatever you want to [email protected]