A third episode? God help us all. We are some persistent pos's. Stripping was getting boring and we needed some sort of way to pay for our meth. Put on some fuzzy socks and drink some molly water as we talk about some of the most insignificant ideas on this planet. See y'all next week.

Back again. Surprising right? Instead of accepting defeat after our tremendous start with episode 1, we've decided to upload another. Yeah, even I have trouble believing it. Well, if you are looking for some background noise to listen to while you shoot up, you've come to the right place. Wrap that elastic around your bicep tight and come have a good time with DesertRatz.

Welcome to our first episode of a podcast where we try and do the same thing that millions of people have done before us differently. Great. Two more jackwagons who think they deserve a platform to speak their mind on some of the most pointless ideas ever. Listen as Zach Perkins and Grant Becker attempt to salvage a train wreck of a first episode and keep on chugging along. New episode every Wednesday Night!