A quick announcement regarding what the heck is goin on with this podcast's release schedule.

This week Morgan and Emily try to make sense of the baffling live-action Shrek rip-off Ella Enchanted. Join the gals as they ask the important questions about this nonsensical universe- Does the book really need to be a boyfriend? Is Kelly Clarkson an elf in this universe?

and most importantly- why is Morgan so obsessed with this piece of shit movie??? Tune in, and let's endure!

This week the gals attempt to tackle the divisive modern classic Twilight. Will Emily's enthusiasm for this trash movie about incest-y vampires ever wane? Who exactly is Butt-Crack Santa? And will James ever stop talking about his ponytail?? Join us as we endure!

This week Emily, Morgan and special guest Tom Turner watch the 2002 classic Thunderpants. Join us as we try to make sense of what exactly is going on. Whats the deal with all this green? Can you actually fart so badly your father will leave? And what exactly is Keira Knightley doing here??

Join us as we endure (or enjoy?) the most ridiculous film we've encountered so far!!

Join the gals this week as they watch the historically important Howard the Duck! Morgan and Emily stumble through this cinematic masterpiece and ask the tough questions- how come those ducks have titties? Will Leah Thompson have sex with a duck puppet? And why does Howard go through TWO jobs in this movie while Morgan and Emily have none??

Tune in, and let's endure!

The gals are back from their accidental summer hiatus! This week Emily and Morgan wade through the unexpectedly long and very boring romantic classic The Notebook! Join the gals as they wade through a film that defined unhealthy romantic love for both of them as teenagers. This week we ask the real questions- are couples supposed to argue this much? Is this how dementia really works? And of course, will anyone send us hot wet pics????

Tune in and find out!

Let's endure!

Emily and Morgan are back with an extra-long episode this week! The girls tackle Darren Aronofsky's drug-fuelled, poorly researched extravaganza, Requiem for a Dream! Join the gals as they go on an educational adventure to find out how bad are drugs really are. Does weed really make you do that? Who is Sal the Geep? Is getting fucked with a double dildo really a necessary part of the otherwise stagnant narrative of this motion picture??

Let's endure!

This week Morgan and Emily are finally tackling their first adult movie- Mindhunters!! Not the Netflix series but a massively inferior 2004 murder mystery film!! Join the gals as they try and decide who did all these extravagant murders. Was it JD from Heathers?? LL Cool J??? I think there was a British guy in there somewhere??? Also will Toots and the Blonde ever find out how exactly one gets murdered by an extravagant rube goldberg machine??

Let's find out, and endure!!!

This week Emily is dying from deadlines so Morgan presents you with some bloopers and never before heard extras! But don't worry- the gals will be back next week with a new full episode.

This week we have our second guest! The wonderful Ayanna joins Morgan and Emily as they plow their way through the 1998 remake of Doctor Dolittle. Will Ayanna manage to find an alcoholic beverage good enough for Emily's high tastes? How can you make a children's film about talking animals so racist? And what exactly is this movie preaching? Tune in and find out on this week's Designated Drinker!