Designated Parent

First, we know it's Stephen Baldwin. But also, we look at a lot of kids detective shows to figure out why we think children have the answers to all our problems.

Where do you know Tim Curry from? This movie answers that for our kids now. Decide what that says about them.

How are there no dogs or caves in this movie?

Reminding children that the military industrial complex rains supreme and you only have the rights they want you to have.

A beautiful acid trip where Oprah pretends to be 30 feet tall and the queen of the universe when we all know she's not a bit over 26 feet tall.

A charming story of an accidental child abduction.

A great reminder of why we drink. G-Force is the story of talking guinea pigs that... honestly, who knows? It's a mess.

Tired of social distancing? Wishing we could be in your house with you watching a movie and making snarky comments? Then do we have an episode for you.

This is our commentary track to be synced up with the Disney+ version of Artemis Fowl.

So here's what you do. Get this somewhere you can listen to it out loud. Then, find Artemis Fowl on Disney+ and pause it a the exact beginning. When you hear the countdown and then the glasses clink, start the movie and we should be synced up.

But the bad new is, now you've started Artemis Fowl and you're going to have to watch it with us. Sorry.

In this episode, Adam asks way too many questions about Goofy's biology, classification, and reproductive cycles.

Lisa and Adam discuss gender and clown fish and incorrectly identify the capitol of Australia several times.