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Bad Girls Club, season 12, episode 10This week, Princess is wondering who the Fab 4 are gonna bully next. Also, why would anyone ever let a man named Markell play them.

Bad News Britt

My Super Sweet Sixteen, Season 4, Episode 8Let's go back to the original "spendy" kids show and the first time we met Teyana Taylor. This episode was originally published on the Patreon on 2.4.24 and is being republished during the Memorial Day holiday. For more content like this, go to www.patreon.com/byepumkin. 

Teyana [RERUN]

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 9This week, Princess spends the first 42 minutes talking about absolutely nothing. Skip to there to talk about how the life coach on this season of Bad Girls Club is horrible!

That's a Rap

content warning: self harm, sexual assault, child abuseThis week, Princess has too many library cards and that's how she got Jada Pinkett Smith's memoir.This episode was originally published on March 28, 2024 on the Patreon. If you'd like to receive weekly bonus content like this, head over to patreon.com/byepumkin. 

Jada Pinkett Smith is a F*cking Weirdo (RERUN)

Bad Girls Club, S12, E8This week, everybody hates Jada and they start hating Redd, too.

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