Destroy All Children

Playing these games got us put on a government watchlist, and it was NOT worth it.

Want to tell us that these pervert games are better than we think they are? Email us at [email protected] and there's a 99% chance we'll read it on-air, assuming you don't write anything legally actionable. Actually, even if you did, we'd probably read it, we don't care.

This week, Larry talked about Star Track.

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Puzzles galore this week, as we talk about the stalwarts of the genre. 

This week we're in licensed game hell as we reminisce on some Disney and Pixar, uhhh... "Classics". 

This week, we decide to tackle these mainstays, these titans of the industry, these games that have had so many words written and typed and spoken about them that there's nothing we could possibly add to the conversation at large.

So we take, uh... A different route.

Time for some classic Sega side-scrollers featuring anthropomorphic animals! No, not those. The other ones. No, the OTHER other ones. No, not-- you know what, forget it.

This week, George REALLY wants to talk about Power Rangers. Remember Power Rangers? George does. And Larry has to listen to it. 

We kick off American RetroPie with two video game classics, of very different sorts. Pay no attention to that talk of a previous episode, it doesn't exist. It definitely doesn't.