Destroy All Children

I have in my possession an Xbox Series X! It seems pretty good so far, apart from an apparently faulty disc drive, but hey, whaddya gonna do. At least I have it...

Anyway, after Xbox Chat, in Retro Corner we look at two of the finest games ever made: Legend of the Mystical Ninja and Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon. Hell yes. 

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This week: the FINAL update on 13 Sentinels, thoughts about Pikmin 3 Deluxe, Cyberpunk's newest delay, and the Watch Dogs hack. After that, Retro Corner is about ?uest 64 and Ogre Battle 64: Person of Lordly Caliber. Normal stuff. Games for cool dudes. We're cool. Both of us are cool. Please tell us we're cool. We've always been cool. 

The Mystery of the Druids review mentioned, it's seriously worth watching: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PUCSyIkEus

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Outro music: "Ogre Battle" by Queen

DIE HARD IS BACK!!! (Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rn_ploeEK4 )

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This week: more 13 Sentinels talk, the INCREDIBLE success of Sonic the Hedgehog at the box office, and other random crap because there wasn't any notable news this week. In Retro Corner, we discuss Ecco the Dolphin, Super Ghouls N Ghosts, and Splatterhouse. Also Voyage of the Mimi and The Lawnmower Man, for some reason. NOTE: I thought Pierce Brosnan had cybersex in that movie when it was, in fact, Jeff Fahey. So don't email me about that blunder.

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Outro music: "Just Another Day" by Oingo Boingo

Not much news this week (apart from the PS5 teardown) so we talk about Spyro the Dragon, Call o' Duty, and 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim. In this week's Retro Corner, George enlightens us on the spookifying thrill-rides known as Silent Hill 1 and 2. That's it, that's what's in this episode. What else do you want from me? Why are you even reading this? Freak.

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After a week off, we have a lot of important topics to talk about, such as: The XSX's storage costs and backwards compatibility performance, Yakuza 7's bizarre situation, the release of Super Mario 35, and, for some reason, a whole bunch of Star Track bullshit. In the Retro Corner, we have Tomb Raider and Dino Crisis 1 & 2. So you have that to look forward to. 

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Outro music: "Boss of Me" by David Bowie

This week we're joined by special guest Dylan (@gruel_dylan on Twitter) to talk about the PS5 price and date reveal/preorder fiasco and Microsoft buying Bethesda. Then, in what I think is our longest Retro Corner to date, George somehow managed to play through System Shock 1 and 2. I'm so proud of my little boy... 

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Outro music: "There She Goes, My Beautiful World" by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds

This week, we talk about the Xbox Series S specs (spoiler: they're real bad!), Touhou: Luna Nights, the then-upcoming PS5 event, and we have a Very Special 50th Retro Game Corner! 

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Outro music - "Ladybird Girl" by The Pillows

Here's the audio for our viewing of the PS5 stream. That's it, that's the description. Enjoy???? 

This week, we talk about the Xbox Series S confirmation (this was recorded before the X was confirmed too, as will become apparent), Super Mario 3D All-Stars, and cartoons that featured someone chasing a pig around a house. In Retro Corner, George talks about the fantastic game Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins, and also defends Super Mario Land for some reason. What a freak.

Theme song by David Cassel.