Destroy All Clickbait

Captain Marvel comes to cinemas soon, and some people are very very angry about it. We go down the rabbit hole of ranty Youtube videos to discover what kind of girl cooties they've got all over our superheroes...

(Note: we're including the links here for completeness's sake but clicking on them will likely mess up your Youtube algorithm and give clicks to some horrible people, so click at your own risk...)

The Quartering: Brie Larsen Totally Doesn't Hate White Men

How Brie Larsen Cost Marvel A Hundred Million Dollars

Jason Reitman Says His Version Of ‘Ghostbusters’ Will “Hand The Movie Back To The Fans”

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Horrific homunculi are the theme this week, as Sonic goes to Hooter's, artificial intelligence runs amok, and one of our most beloved actors becomes a CGI monstrosity. Also: the Worst Person In Hollywood stages a comeback.

Max Landis’ #MeToo Comeback: A Feminist Action Flick

Orc Cop

Are Cyborg Warriors a Good Idea?

Sonic's Collaboration With Hooters Looks Grim

"Aladdin" (2019) Trailer

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In this episode we stare too long at the lifestyles of the rich and powerful, and it drives us all a little mad...plus, Disney characters get arrested, Australians get bitten by spiders, and a remembrance of character actor Dick Miller.

Illinois police department shares photos of Frozen's Elsa "under arrest" for bringing polar vortex

Jack Dorsey Says He Once Ate a Goat That Mark Zuckerberg Personally Slaughtered With a ‘Laser Gun’ and a Knife

Spider bites Australian man on penis again

'Morning Joe' host quizzes Howard Schultz on price of a box of Cheerios

Ben Shapiro DESTROYS Faulty Lib Logic to Solve the Baby Hitler Dilemma

Dick Miller, ‘Gremlins’ and ‘Terminator’ Actor, Dies at 90

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On this episode we actually have some good news, as we discuss HBomberguy's wildly successful Donkey Kong Twitch stream for charity, but then it's right back into nonsense with anti-superhero rage, patriotic (?) chicken restaraunts, and a particularly horrible self-administered medical procedure. With guest Phil Rice.

"Here's a Comment For All the Super Hero Movies--Go To Hell--And Don't Come Back--You're Making Everyone Boring"

"Gamer Raises $340K for Trans Youth During 'Donkey Kong' Twitch Stream"

Hbomberguy's Twitch Stream

"New Yorkers Are Getting a 5-Story Chick-fil-A That ‘Pays Homage’ to 9/11"

"Man Injects 18 'Doses' of Semen Into Arm to Cure Back Pain, Ends Up in Hospital"

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A new round of Millennial-bashing awaits this episode, but this time, there's...HOPEPUNK, literally the stupidest literary conceit we've heard in a while. If that's not enough idiocy for you, we also have another round of biology facts from Ing, and we learn what a billionaire weirdo's been up to (hint: it involves sexual congress with sea creatures).

"The budget breakdown of a 25-year-old who makes $100,000 a year and is excellent with money"

"Hopepunk, the latest storytelling trend, is all about weaponized optimism"

"The opposite of grimdark is hopepunk. Pass it on."

John McAffee's Tweet:

"John McAfee Fled to Belize, But He Couldn't Escape Himself"

Tonight: Making games exciting in fiction, the legal ramifications of dancing, and alternate universe. Plus: bonus facts about Hinduism!

"Twilight Voted Worst Movie Of All Time"

"Alfonso Ribeiro Sues 'Fortnite' and 'NBA 2K' Creators Over the Carlton Dance"

"A Hot Dog is a taco. A steak is a salad."

"Yes, Spider-Verse's Old Peter is The TRUE Spider-Man"

"It Sounds Like Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Really Mailed His Beard Hair to Azealia Banks"

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With Avi out this week we have two guest hosts, Phil and VampiricYoda, to discuss some really obscene stuff involving cows, astronauts, pirate ghosts and Sonic the Hedgehog.

Russia's state-of-the-art robot exposed as man in costume

Mars missions may be all-female to avoid astronauts having sex during 1.5-year journey

Pictures Of Couple 'Having Sex' On Top Of A Pyramid In Egypt Prompt International Investigation

Irish woman who married ghost of 300-year-old pirate says they have split up

Sylvester Stallone wanted Apollo Creed to appear as a ghost in 'Creed 2' — here's why it didn't happen

Sonic The Hedgehog Movie Poster

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This week it's an anime explosion as Ing and Avi try to explain Neon Genesis Evangelion, and Adam gets to rant about prequels and why Better Call Saul isn't that great (in what's supposed to be a Harry Potter discussion). Plus, you better believe we talk about the giant cow!

Neon Genesis Evangelion is Coming to Netflix

The Dead Turkey On Pennsylvania Avenue Is Gone Now, But Not Before Someone Took A Selfie With It

Meet Myalup’s bovine behemoth

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald is the franchise’s Attack of the Clones when it should be The Last Jedi

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This week's clickbait lets Adam ramble about George RR Martin, Ing and Avi ramble about Dragonball Z, and all of us cringe in horror at the most embarrassing cryptocurrency-related video ever made, which is saying something. Also for some reason we talk about what would have happened if Robin Williams was in Watchmen?

Black Friday Bitcoin Song

George R.R. Martin might never finish A SONG OF ICE & FIRE... and that's OK.

"Finish the Book, George"

George R.R. Martin's Not a Blog

Goku balloon in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

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Are superheroes bad, or good? The 4-colour crusaders are the subject of debate this week with the passing of Stan Lee and the cyclical reappearance of moralizing articles about the genre he contributed to. Also on the docket: pet food, millennials (of course) and Detective Pikachu!

'These men are bad role models': will my son get over his superhero obsession?

J-Brick.com

Bring Back Kevin Spacey

'Good guys' in superhero films more violent than villains

Millennials are treating pets like 'their firstborn child,' and it's reportedly causing problems for some of the best-known pet food brands

No, Detective Pikachu is Not a Cop

Detective Pikachu Trailer

Stan Lee, Creator Of Beloved Marvel Character Stan Lee, Dead At 95

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All material and music featured on the podcast is copyright 2018 the creators. No ownership of material linked to is implied or intended.

Theme Song by Jack Feerick.