Destroy the Files

On this week’s voyage into the imagination, Brent gives a camping update, Kate shares a tale of climbing into a stranger’s van with her friends to go to a ditch, and everyone walks away as a better person. Plus, music recommendations and an article about an adopted child who may really be a psychotic adult (thanks, Kris!).

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In this delightful episode of Destroy the Files, Kate and Brent talk about a famous Russian troublemaker named Baron Roman von Ungern-Sternberg, some new catch phrases for Brent, alternate uses for morgue-trucks, and they even answer some letters in the MailSack. 

This episode probably isn’t safe for work or for kids, and definitely not for kids who are at work.

In this episode, Kate and Brent discuss Murder Hornets (because you haven't heard enough about THEM #eyeroll), space aliens, people who should be forced to dig holes, and a bunch of other stuff. Let's be honest with each other, if only this once, and agree that this episode should probably just have been deleted shortly after it was recorded. 

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On this episode, Kate and Brent are joined by their pal Eddie Generous. Eddie is an author, publisher, and podcaster. Everybody should listen to the Unnerving Podcast, read Unnerving Magazine, and buy books from Unnerving and Eddie Generous. Topics range from hitch hiking in Canada, rap group Naughty By Nature, Puerto Rican fire ants, video game robot buddies, and a bunch more. 

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In this episode, Kate enjoys a delicious Clamato Bloody Mary as she and Brent discuss old timey recipes, Jonathan Swift, Florida Easter eggs, lunar architecture, Animal Crossing, and lots more. Oh, it's a goddamn emotional rollercoaster. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll learn... maybe even arrive at the conclusion that this episode should probably have been deleted shortly after recording.

This program is not appropriate for kids, and it's also not appropriate for work. Unless you're working from home, then you can listen. But not if you have kids at home with you. Unless they're doing something else or they enjoy listening to inappropriate things that maybe aren't even that funny. Somebody is playing Animal Crossing near me. I have begun to wonder if it's possible to build ICBMs in the game and perhaps launch them at other islands. 

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In this episode, our dear friend Johnny Worthen joins us for a discussion of stupid things that smart people used to believe, the ATLAS Comet, nuclear testing, how Kate's life is a Tom Waits song, and just a whole bunch of other stuff. Sometimes the conversation gets downright philosophical. Other times we take turns being enraged over Rambo's explosive-tipped arrows. Heck, we even talk about Tiger King a little bit. 

This episode is not appropriate for children or for your work. Unless you work at a super cool place like me.

In this episode, we are just absolutely all over the place. Kate wants a pet pig. Brent recaps the latest episode of The Waters of Castle Creek. Kate and her daughter had a goat friend when they lived in Puerto Rico. The conversation ranges far and wide, and in the end they should probably just have deleted the episode instead of uploading it to the internet.

There is swearing and drinking.

Kate and Brent sit down for a little chat about bees, neighbors, the Martian Hum, and Brent's favorite soap opera, The Waters of Castle Creek. They talk about other stuff, too. It's another episode they should maybe just delete instead of putting online, but nothing matters and we're all just meat-covered skeletons marching toward the yawning grave. 

This episode might not be suitable for work, children, children at work, and so on.

In this episode (which we might as well just delete), Kate and Brent talk about some wonders of the natural world, laws in California and Wisconsin, Kate's crime-filled past, music, a time vortex in Kate's house, and a bunch of other stuff. Gunther swears this time he has uploaded the correct file. We shall see, Gunther. We shall see. 

This episode might not be suitable for work, children, children at work, and so on. 

The REAL episode 4! In this episode Kate & Brent discuss butts, Alexander the Great, turtles, whale explosions, and lots more. 

This episode is not safe for work, nor is it appropriate for children.

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ALSO!Apologies all around... Gunther uploaded the unedited file of this episode over the weekend. This is a learning opportunity for him, and he is contemplating his error in the scorpion box. THIS is the REAL version, and we hope you like it. Glad to have you back, Gunther!