Questions Answered: What do you do when you go to the strip club with your girlfriend and you fall in love with the stripper.  And the stripper starts kissing your neck and the girl goes down my pants with my girlfriend next to me. -Mickie

How do I get Mike merk to stop snap chatting me  -Raquel S

I met this guy when I was in North Carolina, we've talked every day since I came home and he's planning on coming here next month. How realistic is it for me, someone with bad commitment issues, to try out a long-distance relationship -Leanna

I am a 64-year-old woman. For once in my life, my hair is long, about elbow-length.

My son visits me about once every three months because he lives an hour's drive away. Today when he arrived, the first words out of his mouth were, "You look like a witch!" It made me feel very sad. - Mary

My girl gave birth six weeks ago, we haven't had sex in a couple of months, I'm thinking of leaving her. What should I do? -Cameron in AC

Mike Merk: https://linktr.ee/mikewasfunny Susie Reed: https://beacons.page/thegingerrapper Brian Licata: https://linktr.ee/Brianthevideoguy

Questions Answered:

How do you get over your friend backstabbing you?

- Mike Merk

Mike,

I wanted to physically assault you for calling me a day shift girl, but then I quickly realized you are the real loser here. I have listened to every episode of this podcast, and after seven-plus hours of listening to you speak, the only thing I've learned about you is you don't brush your teeth. Get your shit together

- Raquel S.

Ok so, I've been talking to this guy. He's a cool person but treats me semi poorly, just not great. Recently I was taking a nude to send to him when a centipede fell from the ceiling and landed on me mid photo. Is this a sign to stop talking to him? - Raquel S

My son moved out about 2-3 years ago, he left some things behind, he keeps promising to pick it up, he doesn't, should I sell it, give it away, or just wait.

-Tina From queens

I had a coworker offer me 10,000 to marry their friend so they could get a green card. Yay or neigh? - Matt S.

What do I do when my 28 boyfriend is a virgin, won't sleep with me, and treats me like shit

-Taylor (Female) in Philly

Mike Merk: https://linktr.ee/mikewasfunny Susie Reed: https://beacons.page/thegingerrapper Brian Licata: https://linktr.ee/Brianthevideoguy

Brian Steadman: https://linktr.ee/SteadmanComedy

Questions Answered:

Jamie moved in with her boyfriend, been dating for a long time, she began to realize that he doesn't wash his hands after he uses the bathroom, what do I do?

-Friend of Susie, Jamie

Is it fucked up to date someone just because I need a roommate

-Raquel S in NJ

My question is this: there is a billboard not being advertised on on my drive to work. It is right across the street from one of those "life begins at conception" billboards. What would make a good but subtle anti-baby advertisement?

-Matt S.

There is a girl who gives me blow jobs from time to time.  We aren't a couple, just friends with benefits.  She thinks she gives great head but she actually is terrible and scrapes me with her teeth a lot. What is the best way for me to let her know that she actually sucks dick at sucking dick?

-Matt Dunlop AC, NJ

Mike Merk: https://linktr.ee/mikewasfunny Susie Reed: https://beacons.page/thegingerrapper Brian Licata: https://linktr.ee/Brianthevideoguy

Questions Answered: 

I know boys will be boys, but my 'boy' is seventy-three and he's still chasing women. Any suggestions?

-Carol in South Carolina

I have been married for exactly one month: The other night I discovered that my wife uses mayonnaise on her hair before she goes to bed. She has the preposterous idea that it makes her hair grow faster. She claims that lots of women use it. Please help me as I don't care to smell mayonnaise at night

- Kevin in Nj

My wife sleeps in the nude. Then she showers brushes her teeth and fixes our breakfast — still in the buff. We're newlyweds and there are just the two of us, so I suppose there's really nothing wrong with it. What do you think? - Joe in NJ

Mike Merk: https://linktr.ee/mikewasfunny Susie Reed: https://beacons.page/thegingerrapper Brian Licata: https://linktr.ee/Brianthevideoguy

Questions answered: My friend had sex with this girl I've been wanting to hook up with for years in my bathroom. After they finish she comes back out to my living room full of people and squats down and pumps his baby gravy all over my carpet. My question is this…should I still hit it?

- Mike from Pittsburgh

I am having an issue with a close close friend of mine. I went down to Colombia for his wedding, and he had sex with two hookers and did not wear protection. I have a two part questions…

1. Can I trust a guy who would not wear protection with hookers. 2. Can I trust a guy that goes raw on Colombia hookers and swears on the bible he'll be faithful all in the same week?

- Mike From Pittsburgh Easter is a day to be thankful for Christ that our sins are forgiven.

Opinionated atheists at the dinner table distract from the meaning of the celebration. Is it wrong on Easter Sunday to exclude relatives who no longer practice the Christian faith?-Annie in Chicago

I'm 14. Last summer I went to camp in a different state with my cousin "Mary." I told my friends at school about our adventures, and a couple of them said they want to go there with me next summer. Mary and I don't get a lot of time together, and camp is one of the only times when I can see her. I don't want my friends to come. How can I tell them that without hurting their feelings? - Tory 14

"Daughter is producing risqué videos on TikTok, what should I do about it" -Joe from NY

Link Tree Matt Bridgestone : https://linktr.ee/MattBridgestone Mike Merk: https://linktr.ee/mikewasfunny Susie Reed: https://beacons.page/thegingerrapper Brian Licata: https://linktr.ee/Brianthevideoguy

Questions Answered:

Hi it's Todd from Oklahoma, I need some advice on finding out if someone is interested in me. I'm a bisexual man and recently found out another male friend that I find attractive is also bisexual. How do I ask him if he's interested in me without making it weird?

I've been with my boyfriend for five years.  Last month I slept with his brother, only twice.  I'm late on my period, how can I tell my boyfriend that I might be pregnant, and  it might actually be his brothers - Noelle From Philly

What do you when two inexperienced guys with half a box truck and what seems like zero experience and 24 five star google reviews show up to move your two bedroom apartment? Also they had no moving blankets, tools, gloves and tried to say they were moving two beds when we told them exactly how many items were in the apartment. And the guy said his phone broke and just got a new iCloud

Hey I just started a podcast with a. bunch of my friends, and one of them is always late, what should I do?

How do I politely ask my friend not to bring their kids to my house?

Mike Merk: https://linktr.ee/mikewasfunny

Susie Reed: https://beacons.page/thegingerrapper

Brian Licata: https://linktr.ee/Brianthevideoguy

ACJokes: https://linktr.ee/ACJokes

Questions Answered:

1. What kind of meat does human flesh taste like really

2. How can you really tell if your roommate is an alien

3. I have this friend. Let's call him... Jethro. So Jethro loves getting drunk but hates that he loves getting drunk. I guess you could say he is an "alcoholic". How can Jethro stop drinking?

4. I met a chick on tinder, and we've been meeting up pretty regularly the past few months. At first, she told me she was single, but eventually, I figured out she's married. When I confronted her about it, she said her husband was okay with it. Well, recently I found out who her husband is, and turns out I sometimes work with him. I know him enough to know he would not be okay with this, and probably doesn't know what she's doing. I don't know whether to stop seeing her or tell him or... just keep seeing her

5. Has Mike ever faked an orgasm?

Mike Merk: https://linktr.ee/mikewasfunny

Susie Reed: https://beacons.page/thegingerrapper

Brian Licata: https://linktr.ee/Brianthevideoguy

ACJokes: https://linktr.ee/ACJokes

Episode 2 gets real weird, real quick.

Questions Answered:

Is my son a nazi?

My wife of 30 years left me, how do I move on?

My sister-in-law told my son something I didn't want him to know, what do I do?

How do I make my man orgasm?

How can I get naked pictures from a certain host on the show? 

Mike Merk: https://linktr.ee/mikewasfunny

Susie Reed: https://beacons.page/thegingerrapper

Brian Licata: https://linktr.ee/Brianthevideoguy

ACJokes: https://linktr.ee/ACJokes

In the first episode of Detrimental Solutions, the crew answers the following questions

What Should I do about the lump on my head?

How tight is too tight?

Should you punish your kids for porn?