This week's bad boys include Julia's sassy sirenpalooza, Zoë's airport acks and Mr. WHAT A WEEK! with Elon Muskdates, Alan Dershowitzadoodoo, Mike Richards, Horatio Sanz, and R. Kelly.

CW: Sexual assault

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