Dice Will Roll

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  • Ruby Phoenix Ep. 36: Craters & Colossi

    GODS OF THE STORM! Clash of the Kaiju!!

    The Radiant Winds dive head-first into danger once more over the eternal storm of the Blasted Lands. Therein, there are two warring kaiju, an immovable object brawling with an unstoppable force. And if that weren't bad enough, deep in the acidic rain of the storm surrounding the site, two terrible annoying no-good brothers are trying to gobble the Radiant Winds up! Our heroes will have to brave the wrath of the tempest if they want to make it through this one... but what awaits them inside the Blasted Lands themselves?

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    FIGHT!

    BRAWL with kaminari over the perpetual storm and an infinite drop! ENTER the long-forgotten lands and find your way to the treasure! WITNESS the power of the unkillable and cower as it comes your way!

    All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what does it mean when your sword starts counting?


    CONTENT WARNINGS: comparisons to cancerous growths, decapitation, descriptions of being deafened by loud noises, sexy slime mommy


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    Music by YouFulca

    Additional Music by McRo Music

    Even More Additional Music by Emdasche

    Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba

    Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

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    WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNA

    Art by RanaOhara

    "Battle! VS Primal Arceus!" (XY Style / Fan-Made) by Ludwig van Larx

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    1 hr 28 min
  • Ruby Phoenix Ep. 35: Quests & Queens

    FOR GLORY AND CONQUEST! The Fated Linnorm Confrontation!


    A quick detour on their journey to save Hao Jin takes the Radiant Winds to the last place they'd expect to fight: an island full of terrible linnorms! These monstrous wyrms with their terrible death curses are true legendary beasts... and their heart is worth something more than just a grand tale to some warriors. As they face down these titanic foes to save the life of a friend, the Radiant Winds are about to learn a dire lesson... one learned in blood. Will they triumph? Or will they, too, go down as the latest in countless slain by the guardians of the cairn?


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    FIGHT!


    WRESTLE with terrible, snake-like dragons on a skull-shaped island! WITNESS the power of the infinite storm! DIVE into danger pursued by fiendish foes!


    All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... if the Radiant Winds win this fight, does that make them Queenmakers?


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Major character death, excessive gore and descriptions of raw meat and viscera, implied eye gore, angst, two giant Rigg Gargadillies (less cool)


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    Music by YouFulca

    Additional Music by McRo Music

    Even More Additional Music by Emdasche

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    Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

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    WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNA

    Art by RanaOhara

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    1 hr 26 min
  • Ruby Phoenix Ep. 34: Katanas & Kirins

    CHAMPIONS VS PHANTOMS! A Battle On The Other Side!

    The Radiant Winds have learned the mystic Rai Sho dance, but there is still more to do before they gain a wish from the Celestial Dragon! Next on the list: the title of intercessor. But claiming it from a ghostly warrior in another realm won't be easy... especially not with her mighty steed by her side! It's time for the Radiant Winds to put forward some of the advanced fighting techniques they learned through their time in the Ruby Phoenix Tournament. Fists as fast as lightning! Overwhelming spells! A mix of magic and might! Can our heroes overcome the phantom monk in the Bay of Blades? Or are they doomed to forever walk the Shore Between Worlds too?

    READY?

    FIGHT!

    OUTPACE the ghostly swordswoman on the beach of stardust! PERFORM strange rituals to gleam answers of decades old mysteries! CHOOSE the one among you willing to risk it all!

    All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how much are you willing to give up to get to your goal?


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of sacrifice, major character death discussion, oblivion and the afterlife, loss of loved ones, death themes in general, discussion of BDSM, kink and fetishes, jokes about virginity, Masami's Infinite Rizz


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    Music by YouFulca

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    Even More Additional Music by Emdasche

    Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba

    Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

    AW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZ

    WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNA

    Art by RanaOhara

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    1 hr 31 min
  • Ruby Phoenix Ep. 33: Samsarans & Swordswomen

    THE PAST, THE PRESENT AND THE FUTURE... ALL AT ONCE?!

    In search of answers, the Radiant Winds found themselves on the door of the Rai Sho Monastery... only to be handed a whole lot of other questions. Not dramatic, world-changing questions, but more ones like "hey, does time work right here?" or "what's up with these guys' interpretation of Irori?" and stuff. And now, those questions have become MUCH more panicked, along the lines of "Oh my god, the Abbot does WHAT in combat?! We have to fight THEM?" And the answer is yes! If you want the secrets of Rai Sho... you'll need to get through THEM!

    READY?

    FIGHT!

    DUEL against the chronopaired monks! LEARN the secrets of the summoning ritual! STAND on the shore between worlds and face a terribly scary woman!

    All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does having a malefail for a past life make you a malefail?


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Ghosts and descriptions of young dead, discussions of reincarnation and time loops, discussions of loss of an elderly loved one, sexy ghost

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    Music by YouFulca

    Additional Music by McRo Music

    Even More Additional Music by Emdasche

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    Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

    Art by RanaOhara

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    1 hr 36 min
  • Ruby Phoenix Ep. 32: Yaks & Yetis

    DEEP IN THE MOUNTAINS! The Mysterious Monastery!


    The ultimate ritual awaits the Radiant Winds in their quest to save the Ruby Phoenix! But to complete it, they need some esoteric components... and their starting point is a humble monastery of monks in the mountains! What strange secrets to these meditating masters hide? What are the purposes of the peculiar tasks they are given in service of them? Is time real here? Is this a time-loop situation? So many questions lay on the shoulders of our heroes... and there's only one way to find the truth!


    READY? FIGHT!


    MEDITATE among the monks and find the secrets to their secret dance! CHASE the tasks set ahead of you in order to earn their patronage! FLEE alongside former rivals in a race against a truly mighty foe!


    All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can you be disqualified from enlightenment for finding creative solutions to puzzles?


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Allusions to claustrophobia and being crushed, discussions of reincarnation and time loops, autism-coded frustration and anger, malefails

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    Music by YouFulca

    Additional Music by McRo Music

    Even More Additional Music by Emdasche

    Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba

    Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

    Art by RanaOhara

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    1 hr 56 min
  • Ruby Phoenix Ep. 31: Alps & Astrology

    INTO THE WALL OF HEAVEN! MYSTERIES AWAIT US..?

    Hot on the trail of the Ruby Phoenix, the Radiant Winds fly through the sky aboard the Solar Jian II. But when their journey comes to an unexpected halt, they must find a new way to uncover what's next, even if that means looking in the most unusual of places. Twelve statues sit around a dais, and upon them are clues from the past... will the Radiant Winds rise to the challenge? Or is this place too startling for one of them to continue?

    READY? FIGHT!

    CRUISE through the clouds on the world's most advanced airship! PUSH past your fears in order to save your friends! STUDY the ancient scripts, and what they may mean for the future!

    All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is lava a safe way to power my hot bath?


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Allusions to drowning, in-party deception, Dragon Ball

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    Even More Additional Music by Emdasche

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    Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

    Art by RanaOhara

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    1 hr 37 min
  • Missing Dialogue in Ep. 30: How To Fix!
    Whoops! Everyone makes mistakes. But this time, it was Acast, not us. Sorry! Here's how to fix the missing dialogue in Ep. 30.

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    2 min
  • Ruby Phoenix Ep. 30: Winds & Wayfarers

    SAVE THE PHOENIX! JOURNEY SOUTH-EAST!


    After the single worst day in the history of Goka, the city stumbles to its feet. Our heroes have saved everyone... but a terrible tragedy has still occurred. Gathered by the Empress and given a new, final quest, the Radiant Winds and the finalists of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament need to team up and race to the rescue. As they take on treasures granted only to the greatest of adventurers and say goodbye to old friends and hello to new ones, a legendary expedition is about to unfold. What awaits our heroes in the Wall of Heaven? Will they meet their destiny? Or will destiny consume them? Gather your strength... the last level is upon us!


    READY?

    FIGHT!


    STAND despite everything and stride to the future! GREET old faces near forgotten as you prepare your journey forth! FLY along the radiant winds that guide you and grab fate to claim it as your own!


    All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how thirsty can one NPC make the entire party?


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of natural disaster, allusions to childhood trauma, big fat man titties

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    Music by YouFulca

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    Even More Additional Music by Emdasche

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    Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

    Art by RanaOhara

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    2 hr 26 min
  • Dice Will Roll: An Interview With Luis Loza!

    WARNING! This Episode contains major spoilers for Fists of the Ruby Phoenix as a whole, in particular Book 1: Despair on Danger Island!

    From the far-off and mystical land of "Washing-ton" comes a powerful mage with powers untold. With one hand, he can create infinite lore that defines the world of Golarion. With the other, he tells tales that are incredible, breath-taking and fascinating to behold. It is of course, none other than the mighty Archauthor Luis Loza I, and he's somehow on our show today! In this very special interview, Luis talks to us about what went into writing Fists of the Ruby Phoenix, from the genesis of Danger Island to cut content that didn't make it to the final book and beyond. Dare ye peer into the mind of a storyteller with powers so great he can add unspeakable horrors to them, like sick movie references?!

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    1 hr 1 min
  • Ruby Phoenix Ep. 0: Spirits & Stories

    Before The Legend! Our Journey Starts Here!

    Long before the Ruby Phoenix Tournament, before the trials of Danger Island, before their many journeys together... there was a group of adventurers who set out to take the world by storm. A charming witch-prince, a mysterious ninja and a rough-and-tumble monk team up for their first quest together in this prequel to the Fists of the Ruby Phoenix campaign, recorded months before our adventures began! Listen today and relive our heroes earliest tale together!

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    WRESTLE with animals on a faraway island! BEFRIEND strange inhabitants of the forests, the mountains and the sea! PROVE your might against the many challenges that await you!

    All this and more in this prequel to Campaign 3 of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... How the hell do you name your own party?


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    1 hr 50 min

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