Dice Will Roll

AAAAAHHH! SCARY FAIRY! A gangling monster peers through the woods beyond the edge of the graveyard, its waxy fingers beckoning you to your doom! Surely this folkloric fiend is the most dangerous thing on the rocky outskirts of the Sulwen Hills, and not, say... the reported giant footsteps in the dirt? The reports of living statues and ancient Dwarven Warlords? The awesome, cool, motherfuckin' BEAST of a monster that roams the hills with the title of "sickest animal to ever live"? No, for real, the candle-fingered Yaganty is much worse than all of them. Why? CUZ IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! WOOGA WOOGA WOOGA! ROLL INITIATIVE!

BATTLE the dreadful fey fiend in the pitch black woods! PARTAKE in some stew among the displaced refugees of a nuclear attack! TRAVEL to the ancient tower and claim your destiny as your own!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... can dinosaurs believe in GOD?

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Over the hills and far away... the Circus of Wayward Wonders is on its way! The Apple Capital of the Inner Sea, Castinlee, is next on the agenda for the tour of the Swardlands, and for a multitude of reasons! Fruit, better than anywhere else in Kortos! The Ancient Liferoot Stone, one of the Aeon Towers left by Aroden! A singing shoony and the ghosts he sings to! Who knows what the Circus of Wayward Wonders will find next? But are our heroes prepared? Each has their own story they're not telling the others... and saving the Starstone Isle is a heavy burden to bear. It's probably nothing! Yeehaw, let's eat some apples!

ADMIRE the beautiful town and its gossiping residents! BEHOLD the marketable plushies and their uncanny likenesses to the real deals! TREMBLE before the local folklore come to life! 

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... mummy, mummy, may I please partake in the chilled creams offered by the circus, I've been such a good little boy?

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Machines? Technology? ROBOTS? What the heck! We were told this was just a circus campaign, where's all this scifi junk coming from? As the Wandering Three explore the Wellspring Tower in search of their second Aeon Orb, it becomes clear that someone has come here before them. Who is the mysterious culprit behind these weird machines and unearthly goings-ons? How were they able to get such rare and unusual treasures to help them accomplish their goal? What even is their goal? And why is one of our number quietly not stopping them? Eh, probably doesn't matter. Fasten your seatbelts, though, everyone- we've a bumpy ride ahead!

BATTLE against terrible golems from deep beneath the earth! STUDY the curious device and its awful might! ABSORB the power of the dead god and grow in strength once again!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest    Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard   Questions like... what's the best coping mechanism to use after seeing the end of the world?

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Pugs and pugs and pugs! The town of Matten Cleave is about to watch the show of a lifetime... as are half the shoony population of Fenry! What delights await them? Heavenly music? Flying horses? MONSTER ATTACKS? We've got it all! And yet, all eyes are on the horizon with the Wellspring Tower, home of the second Aeon Orb, stands. The land around the dying light is bone dry, and the once bountiful woodlands are failing. Could it be the work of the dreaded Xulgath, on their crusade to destroy these ancient orbs? Naaaah, couldn't be! It's probably a land vampire, or something! How do you kill a land vampire? Well, there's only one way to learn. Let's get the show running, and save the day once again!

WRESTLE the dreaded beast, with hooked claws and beaks alike! SPEAK with the wise shoony and their ancient farming ways! SNEAK into the tower past the saurian threat that guards it!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard  Questions like...  can a giant walking sea mine be your new best friend?

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Candy! Get your candy here! We got taffy, we got liquorice, we got Monster Energy Drink... and if you stick around, there'll even be a grand circus show this week! The Circus has come to Matten Cleave, the center of a sprawling expanse of farmsteads, and our heroes are preparing to put on a good show! Rumours of mysterious deaths, dying land and ancient towers float through town... but that can wait! We got our own tower to erect, and it's got a SLIDE, lads! Get your shopping list and start promoting... we've got a show to put on!

INVESTIGATE the odd building that can't possibly exist here, yet does! SPEAK with the doe-eyed buxom mayor and avoid looking at her cleavage! PREPARE for another dazzling show in the Swardlands! 

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like...  is it rude to stab someone's walls to test if they're a Mimic?

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Home on the range! The Wandering Three is taking the wagon trail up to Matten Cleave, a farming town in the Swardlands to put on a good show and look for the elusive Aeon Towers. What amazing sights will they see on the way? Beautiful hills, as far as the eyes can see? Local culture, with their homely ways of life? Unsettling, rotting shacks with an aura of malice that just whispers "I have not left yet" that makes your skin crawl? Oh, maybe some wildlife! As the Circus of Wayward Wonders continues up the Verdant Pass to keep their show on the road, horror meets hilarity as our heroes clown their way through the quaint plains and see what the Swardlands have to offer!

STOP the mighty landsharks from eating the innocent villagers! SHARE the tales of the land on the back of a wagon! CLUTCH your holy relics for protection from the angry evil that just won't move on!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... what items should you pack for a game of fantasy Phasmaphobia?

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Down to business! The Circus is at the start of their tour of the Swardlands, beginning in Kerrick, a seaside port and a bustling hub of prosperity! But our heroes have their own business to attend to too; namely, the troubling investigation brought to them by the mayor about a certain haunting experience he's been experiencing. But is the truth all there? Is there something he isn't telling us? Is it really a ghost? And why is Eriato so grimly determined to solve this particular case? Whoa, and do we have time to ponder on all this? Our performance is a week away! Let's juggle our mysteries and our mayhem and put on a good show for the good people of Kerrick!

PURSUE the mysterious leads of an intriguing ghost story! NEGOTIATE with the mighty alchemist over a new apprentice! PERFORM your heart out for the town and get the show on the road once more!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard  Questions like... is it inappropriate to say "bro" in front of a child?

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ROAD TRIP! The Circus of Wayward Wonders is taking the show on the road, and heading to the Isle of Kortos! The serene Swardlands await them, an idealistic community of towns, farms and plains that look too beautiful to be real. The city of Kerrick awaits with open arms, and the Wandering Three prepare to entertain the masses and seek out the failing Aeon Orbs that once kept this land so bountiful so that they can continue their quest to heal the earth and save the Isle of Kortos! But is all as it seems? Is this arc really just a feel good summer teen movie one? Or is there something awful trailing right behind us, itching, scratching, dizzying, watching, laughing, knowing, following? Are the people here in the Swardlands safe? Are we? Only one way to find out what genre this adventure is, and that's to live it- so pack your bags, and let's get going!

MARVEL over the beautiful views of the Kortos sea! BASK in the awe of your very own fan club! PITY the desperate man and the tale of his haunting experience!

All this and more, in this, the first episode of Extinction Curse Book 3: LIFE'S LONG SHADOW by Greg A. Vaughan, where we ask the hard questions like... is it normal for your nails to grow like claws during puberty?

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COME ONE, COME ALL, TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SPECTACLE ON THIS SIDE OF ABSALOM: MISTRESS DUSKLIGHT'S CELESTIAL MENAGERIE! We have a very special performance for you tonight: the Circus of Washed Up Wonder's Blundering Three have come to pay us a visit! They've slain celestial beauties, they've stolen from babies, they've even made a real mess of one of my favorite performers (Booo!), but the show has only JUST begun! That's right, Escadar: today, the Blundering Three face their doom in the Big Top as divine wonders unlike any their foul eyes have ever lain upon prepare to rip their sinful bodies limb from limb! A boorish, pretentious street sword! A freak-of-nature clown and his freak-of-nature familiar! And our dear Eriato Demonhag, ready to amaze us with her horrific defects once again! I reckon this lot could find a fine home in the sideshow here, eugh! But that's not our goal here tonight... our goal is to see them DIE! Grab your popcorn, and let's show these wastes what happens when you challenge the great and powerful Mistress Dusklight!

LAUGH at the pathetic swashbuckler's feeble attempts at heroism! MOCK the inept clown as they fight for their life against divine wonders of my own creation! SCHEME over the recapture of your wayward daughter and lock her up in the freakshow all over again!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like...  why bother fight me, when you clearly don't stand a chance, Washed Up Wonders?!

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Enter the Heavenly Gallery, where angels sing and sublime spectacles like no other will shock your very soul! Closing in on the wicked catfolk ringmaster who's kidnapped their friend, the Wandering Three now make their way through a labyrinth of weird and wonderful obstacles from the Celestial Menagerie! Clowns as big as houses? Fortune-telling dummies? Lions, tigers & bears? Oh my! The clock is ticking for Axel and his Amazing Aviary, and if our heroes don't hurry... it's curtain call for everyone! 

NAVIGATE the perilous traps of the Heavenly Gallery! SEE through the wicked deceptions of evil foes! CLOSE IN on the enemy at last and prepare for the final showdown!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it ethical to use a baby alien for a money laundering scheme?

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