Dice Will Roll

Tell the tale of the Fogfen Few! The legends of the Abomination Vaults await!

So, you saved your town from certain doom. Ain't that just swell? But there's a price that comes to fame, and it's that people now expect you to continue to save their lives from the horrors that crawl forth from the lighthouse. This is, clearly, less than ideal, unless you're some kind of big heroic adventuring type who LIKES saving the day. Oh, you are? Then that's just super! In that case, forget what I said! Hero, you have a job to do! Go to the tavern, meet with your friends, and plan out where your adventure will take you next. Butt heads with criminals, listen to some spooky stories, and tredge through the mud to enter the dungeon once again. Do you hear that, Fogfen Few? Adventure is calling!

Shoulders get gripped. Dolls get hugged. Altars get inspected.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the deal with flirty bartenders?

CONTENT WARNINGS: References to sex, descriptions of pitch darkness, scary toilet

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Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound

Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound

Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer

Dungeon Synth provided by Erang

Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape

Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

Art by RanaOhara

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The dead are rising! It's up to us to save the town!

Oh boy, that's something you never wanna see. That right there? That's hordes of the undead. Major problem for a small town with very few defenses. See, these things, they're like if your grandad got up after dying, and had a hankering for human flesh. And see, the thing is, they're way more durable than a person, so it's gonna be a real pain to fight them... especially if they outnumber you 12 to 3. Now, normally, you'd want a professional crew here to take care of it-- y'know, some adventurers with a good bit of stuff under their belt, but in this case, it looks like our dungeoneering heroes will have to deal with it themselves. It's cheaper than hiring someone to do it, but I tell you hwat, it's not as certain they'll succeed. So whaddya say? Should we leave them to it, come back in a few hours, see if they manage? Or do you reckon that'll damn them to a gruesome death? Well... I suppose there's only one way to find out!

Songs get played. Lights get shone. Names get given.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is a voice changer a type of illusion spell?

CONTENT WARNINGS: The undead, zombies, undead-appropriate gore, crannial trauma, insects, beetles, mild arachnophobia, unsanitary, useless NPC combatants

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Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound

Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound

Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer

Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape

Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

Art by RanaOhara

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Meet the good people of Otari, and enjoy the Founder's Festival!

Turns out, dungeon delving isn't all it's cracked up to be. You can get seriously exhausted by a day wrangling gremlins, maggots and dolls! So what's the reward for your hard work? A day of fun in the 500th Founder's Day Festival. Make yourself at home as we meet some of the stars of our heroes' hometown as we celebrate the 5th century of our little town. Play games, make conversation, and assume that this will be a light-hearted romp from start to finish. I wouldn't lie to you, now would I? Heroes of the vaults: get some R&R, and enjoy the sleepy town of Otari at its finest!

Riddles get solved. Fortunes get gleaned. Drinks get shared.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's a paladin's favourite beverage?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Second hand embarrassment (mild), implied death by falling from a height with SFX, absurd cow milking, themes of doom and annihilation, references to cannibalism, creepy little girls, toxic masculinity

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Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound

Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound

Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer

Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

Art by RanaOhara

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What mysteries await us on Apprentice Isle?

Our unnamed band of dungeoneers are getting into the swing of things now. Giant spiders, weird gremlins and spooky sinkholes? None of those are a match for these heroes! And yet the riddle of the ruins still perplexes them. What is this place? Why is there a giant lighthouse in the middle of a swamp? And who built it? With a little luck, some keen puzzle-solving and some nightmarishly tricky encounters, perhaps the jigsaw will start to put itself together soon. But what happens if this jigsaw is, itself... just another puzzle piece? Squawk!

Doors get charged. Figments get cast. Words get regretted so so so bad.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what do we do when Paizo retcons huge plot details from our previous adventures?!

CONTENT WARNINGS: Maggots, Pools of Blood, Implied Willingness to eat Rotting Food, Detailed Descriptions of Head Agony and Mental Assault, Detailed Depictions of Mental Anguish, Freaky Alien

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Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound

Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound

Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer

Even More Stuff provided by Syrinscape

Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

Art by RanaOhara

Mr. Beak Meme Art by r/UpsideDownSmore

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Hark! Ruins full of gremlins await!

When you want to be an adventurer, you need to start small. And if rats in the basement won't do it for you, what's better than some ugly, vengeful, extremely pissy fey who are phenomenally good at getting their asses kicked? Our brave dungeoneers explore the ruins of a lighthouse hidden deep in a swamp of all places, looking for the glowing light that's been winking on the edge of Otari. Who put it there? Was it these mitflits? Surely it was the mitflits! There's no way something... mysterious is afoot, right..? Well, only one way to uncover! Hope you've got your pit climbing boots on... we've got a dungeon to uncover.

Ruins get explored. Sinkholes get inspected. Hands get kissed.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it your fault if you smash a friend directly into a wall when you were aiming for a bug?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Arachnaphobia (mild), Unsanitary, Extremely Scary Skeletons

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Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound

Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound

Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer

Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

Art by RanaOhara

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Adventurers Wanted! Will you take this journey with us?

Nothing much happens in sleepy Otari, a town founded by a band of adventurers centuries ago. But when a strange light from beyond the Fogfen glows, three heroes are called to adventure to investigate. An elegant wizard... a sunny paladin... and a meek bard... who exactly put this group together? Is this the best we've got to offer? Maaaan. Well, it'll simply have to do. Join our heroes as they unwittingly journey into the Abomination Vaults, a megadungeon like no other in the beginning of our brand new adventure. Face terrible monsters, dangerous traps and ancient secrets as our 1970s style tale goes places no fools have ever dared travel... with a healthy dose of queer vibes and synth music, for good measure!

Fliers get read. Telescopes get gazed through. Doors get opened.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... does casting Warp Step count as gay speedwalking?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Fairy Poop

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Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound

Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound

Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer

Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

Art by RanaOhara

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Already seeking the next challenge... the fight is all.

A look back at Fists of the Ruby Phoenix, the story we told, the stories we didn't, and the stories we'll be telling soon.

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SO LONG RADIANT WINDS! The Adventure Comes To An End!

It's been a long, long tournament... but it's finally over. More than 100 knockouts, countless crits and untold amounts of damage... it all ends here. The Radiant Winds are back in Goka, saying goodbye to their greatest friends and the memories they've made throughout the greatest journey they've ever been on. Where will the other teams go? What will the Radiant Winds do next? And what prize shall they claim from the vault of the Ruby Phoenix? Now that it's finally all through... we can earn our happily ever after.

HUGS get given. GOODBYES get said. LOVE gets confessed.

All this and more in this, the final episode of Dice Will Roll: Ruby Phoenix, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are there cheat codes for Pathfinder?

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Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound

Music by YouFulca

Additional Music by McRo Music

Even More Additional Music by Emdasche

Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba

Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

Art by RanaOhara

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Life Blossom by Keys of Moon

"Africa" by Liborio Conti (Free Royalty Free Music / Free No Copyright Music CC-BY)

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THE RADIANT WINDS VS. THE SCULPTOR! FINAL BATTLE ATOP THE GLASS LIGHTHOUSE!

And so, we enter the domain of the Final Boss.

From the earliest days exploring the island of Bonmu, to the death-defying brawls of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament, to the peaks of Iron Mountain... we now stand at the doorway of the Sculptor. Locked away for thousands of years, a great evil threatens to take Golarion by storm if he is not stopped now. But do our heroes stand a chance against a man with the power of gods, who stood up to-- and defeated-- the Ruby Phoenix? Can they overcome the most powerful opponent they'll ever battle? Will this end in a flawless victory... or a terrible fatality? Everything we've fought for comes down to this. It's do or die. It's sink or swim. It's time... to defeat Syndara the Sculptor!

READY?

FIGHT!

PERFECT new techniques in a last minute preparation for the final fight! CLIMB the silver thread to the heavens and see creation from a bird's eye view! FACE the strongest opponent in Pathfinder 2nd Edition thusfar!

All this and more in this, the penultimate episode of Fists of the Ruby Phoenix, where we ask the Hard Questions like... why am I kind of feeling like eating some seafood right now?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Head trauma, extensive body horror, the end of reality

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Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound

Music by YouFulca

Additional Music by McRo Music

Even More Additional Music by Emdasche

Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba

Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

Art by RanaOhara

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