Try on anything before you buy it, including dildos 

Bros before hoes dawg. If she a hoe that is. Dogs could fuck up a lion 

EY Im ova hea oh watching animals give oral ova hea 

dang vibrators are power-full. Ey Bish, lemme ax u sunthin 

We predicted the future twice, prove me wrong Cam Newton.

the candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long

We def all look like we would roofie you

we sang again... oh what? you dont sing when you drink!? get ready for a rant. 

Alex, just let it go dude. Sorry for spoiling the party 

I would bang MJ, im so sorry about the end, SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME