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RIP to a Real One.

Next month we're doing JUNE Claude Van Damme. And you can win a FREE month of bonus content and Watch Parties on our Patreon if you can answer this question: What is the greatest JCVD movie ever? Just email your answers to [email protected]

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Gay May continues apace with the Academy Award winning film MOONLIGHT. Also discussed:

1. Punk v. Emo
2. Guest-friend ALEJANDRO ESPINOZA
3. The Joke List
4.  Internet Lingo
5. Is Phil Gay Yet???
6.  Our thoughts on the movie
7. Factoids!
8. The Misadventures of Harry Hole

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This week we're not only dreaming it, we're BEING it!

Also discussed:

1. Is Phillip gay yet?
2. Marky Ramone interview
3. Phil's sh*tty morning
4. Song-by-song analysis
5. FACTOIDS!

Next week we're wrapping up Gay May with MOONLIGHT!

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Gay May continues with the Frank Oz/Kevin Klein joint: IN & OUT!

Also:

1. Phillip and Michael are tired
2. How to spell M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I
3. Phil's Wrestling Match
4. Phil's still not gay
5. Michael's music festival weekend
6. Mannequin P*ssy
7. Guest-friend of the show Robert Kelly gives Mike a pep talk
8. Ricky 2008
9. Movie novelizations
10.

Next week we're going all out with THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!

This week on the Patreon we're watching ANOTHER GAY MOVIE! Click here and sign up for less than the price of a cup of coffee!

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Gay May starts this week with THE BIRDCAGE! And Michael swears he will turn Phillip gay by the end of the month!

Also discussed:

1. Phillip and Michael try to be topical with: Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's Trial
2. Phil picks the Gay Song of the Month: We Like to Party by Vengaboys
3. Our TikTok buddy Fronk calls into the show (via Cameo)
4. We discuss the fate of Americuck
5. Another good friend from TikTok reaches out (via Cameo)
6. How to do good comebacks
7. If Phil and Michael were drag queenz
8. Phil schools Mike on UB40's Red Red Wine
9. Phil's Factoids!

Next week we're discovering our inner gayness with the classic 90s comedy IN & OUT!

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For the final week of Action Movie April, Phillip and Michael are headed to Burma and they're bringing America's favorite ultra-violent vet: RAMBO. Also, guest-friend of the show Will Pitt is back, baby!

Also discussed:

1. Burmese politics
2. the craziness of the Rambo titles
3. a rundown of the Rambo series
4. our favorite scenes
5. cheers and jeers for Stallone
6. FACTOIDS!
7. Frasier Falls Off a Stage

Next week we're skipping merrily into Gay May with THE BIRDCAGE!

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We finally did it. We talked JACKIE CHAN and Rumble in the Bronx (kind of!).

Also discussed:

1. Hiking
2. Pauly Shore May (next year)
3. Facebook Beefs
4. If Satan was a goth...
5. The Thunderkiss 65 Rule
6. Artist (and guest-friend) Alejandro Espinoza!
7. Who would win in a fight: Jackie Chan or us???
8. FACTOIDS!

This week on the Patreon we're watching MORTAL KOMBAT! Click here and sign up for less than the price of a cup of coffee!

Thanks for all your submissions during Action Movie April!  Send us your suggestions for Gay May to [email protected]

You can find Alejandro (and his art) on Instagram instagram.com/aespinozaartand his website www.aespinozaphotos.com

And next week we're talking RAMBO (2008)!

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Action Movie April continues with THE ROCK!

Also discussed:

1. If Phillip and Michael were twinks
2.  Yes, we talk about the slap
3. Phil's undying devotion to the terrible sitcom Yes Dear
4. Ed Harris is Unhinged
5. Factoids!

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Next we're talking Jackie Chan and Rumble in the Bronx!

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Action Movie April kicks off with (probably?) the greatest action movie of the 1980s. The MOST Action Movie of the 1980s: COMMANDO, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Rae Dawn Chong. Let's go!

Topics discussed:

1. Why Southerners ramble on and on
2. Phillip and Michael need to lose weight
3. The Mrs. Doubtfire Musical
4. Article about 80s Action Tropes
5. Rae Dawn Chong on the Color Barrier in 80s Action Films
6. How Isaac Newton invented gravity
7. Our favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger moments
8. And, of course, we finally get to the movie
9. FACTOIDS!

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Next week we're doing THE ROCK! 

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This week - the FINAL WEEK OF MONSTER MOVIE MARCH - Phillip and Michael discuss The Thing (1982, dir. John Carpenter), with their guest-friend Alejandro Espinoza. It's an epic episode, so buckle the funk up!

Also discussed:

1. Bad backs and busted toes
2. We're on painkillers (LEGALLY!)
3. We reach a consensus on what monster we'd be
4. A looooong talk about Jeremy Piven (because OF COURSE)
5. Our favorite John Carpenter movies
6. Our favorite Carpenter scores
a. Escape From New York
b. The Thing
7. Michael and Alejandro compliment Phil
8. Alejandro's work on a Chris Evans movie
9. FACTOIDS!!

Thanks for all your submissions during Monster Movie March! We're all filled up for Action Movie April, so send us your suggestions for Gay May to [email protected]

You can find Alejandro (and his art) on Instagram instagram.com/aespinozaartand his website www.aespinozaphotos.com

This week on Patreon we're doing Who Would Win in a Fight: Megalodon vs. The Giant Squid

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